Pissing yourself while passed out?

I pissed on a slide probably 30 times one night. I was so drunk i thought it was a laundry chute, and i thought peeing in a laundry chute would be a good idea.
 
Last year at my girlfriends birthday party, I thought it would be sweet to drink a whole fifth of El Toro vodka, well it was sweet until I passed out and woke up with boxers full of shit, somewhere in the the night I musta lost control and shit myself in her bed
 
thats the weird part....it didnt, some kid called her a "party pooper" once and got the shit beaten out of him by some jock guys
 
I havent done it, seeing that I can control myself when im drunk. but ive had a friend of mine have it happen to himself. very unfortunate it was.
 
A friend of myne once was at a party in the woods and shit himself. A better one was onetime we got a kid drunk for his first time in like 2 years, when we woke up in the morning we were gunna make a good brakefast and go skiing, but what do you know the kid shit inthe veggie crisper in the refrigerator thinking it was the toilet.
 
sorry if anyone gets mad at the fact this has been dead for a couple of weeks but i had to tell it. this girl wore white board shorts to an amusement park one time and went on a roller coaster. totally shit herself silly. totally sober. just got scared by a really smaller roller coaster. i think thats way worse than shittin or pissin yourself drunk. and the bad part is, she's ugly. so no help for her here
 
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