Plus ninjas are so badass, I love ninjas will all my body, even my pee pee. I heard about a ninja who was just eating dinner, and when some dude dropped spoon the ninja flipped out and killed the whole town, that's freakin' sweet! And ninja's CAN fly, it's a proven fact, they have ninja magic. On top of that ninja's are the ultimate paradox. On one hand ninja's don't give a crap, and on the other they're all careful and precise. I don't know what the confusion is here...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire