Pirate Vs. Ninja

but then again pirates own guns

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
damn and shooting bunnies is just plain mean

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
No man, cuase the ninja would flip out and kill all the pirates with his 16 ft boner and then he'd go pork his girlfriend- the end

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The pirate of course, he would trick the ninja into looking at all his loot and dirty girls and then stab that ninja in the back.... yo ho yo ho its a pirates life for me.

 
no question.. ninja. while pirates are super-cool, they don't hold a candle to ninjas. thsmart and so hot

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*Kirsten*
 
why is shitslam here again???

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The pirate would kick the crap outa the ninja pirats have those old school flint lock pistols so he would just blow the ninjas head off, however if the pirate was drunk that might change things a bit

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
ninjas and pirates are totally mortal enimies. one time, a ninja saw a pirate, and flipped out and killed the whole town, just because he was mad. ninjas are sooo sweet, they make it hurt when i pee i love them so much.

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'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
nothing beats a ninja, theyre masters of every style of combat

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
haha shitface4 or wahtever his name is cracks me up !

harrrr matey pirate because he could just hop on his boat and cannon the ninja till next thrusday

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

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As cool as Pirates are they can't even compare to the greatness of Ninjas.

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Pirates would destroy ninja's... It's so simple...

I've never heard of 'Talk like a Ninja day'...

Pirates get more ass, they don't play fair, they've got boats, swords and guns! Ninja's are just stealthy... they'd have to kill a pirate in his sleep. Then again, the pirate's bird would probably wake him up before the ninja got close enough.

Pirates own all.

Go big or go home
 
the Ninja wins, obviously.

It's simple, the ninja sneaks up and the pirate is dead before he's even aware that the ninja is around.

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Here's a story why the ninja's will always win and get all the babes:

In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.�

The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!� Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?�

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!� He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…

When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.� and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!� Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello� to.

Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.

-The End

Anyone who knows anything would already know that though...

(disclaimer: I didn't make that up nor am I saying I did, but if you knew anything you'd already know that...)

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haha shitslam your a dousche.

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maybe the ninja would pull a luke skywalker and stop the bullets using his sword.....otherwise the ninja is dead

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

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imagine if a pirate knew kung fu. he would be unbeatable. a ninja with none of that honor bullshit who stole boats and women and anything else. he would be unstoppable.

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ninjas would just fly in and flip out and cut the pirate up before he knew it cause everyone knows they spend most of their time flying and flipping out on shit for no reason at all

shit happens when you party naked

 
A pirate would win cause i dont think ninjas can swim

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
none of them would win! the lochness monster would come in for a visit and tip over their battle boat!

signatures are overrated.
 
actually, ninja would win again. see the samurai is like regualr infantry, and ninja is like special forces. you can wreek havok with ninjas in the middle of the night. cause you cant see a ninja.

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'well lets just say its the gov secret way of killing off 1000's of people each day. hey were over populated anyway' -dloc in referance to cigarettes

 
if the ninja sneaks up on the pirate its not a fair fight

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
yea but pirates are like 20x bigger than the little chinese ninja

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
But lest not forget how ninjas are trained to use nearly anything as a weapon, including many things often found on a pirate ship...

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
because ninjas can fly and have super sneaky stealth skills, they would obviously win. pirates just like to stick stuff in their butt.

(zach)
 
The ninja would just dodge all the bullets anyway if it was a fair fight and then the cut that pirate good.

-at least you went down naked-

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Ninja all the way because ninjas can fly.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
^ ninjas cant fly? maybe in crouchin tiger hidden dragon

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
no they can. all ninjas have inner flying skills, they just have to unlock it.

i cut you so bad,

you wish i dont cut you so bad.

(zach)
 
Well what happens if the pirate was a ghost pirate? (I'm still defending the ninjas of course.)

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ninja without a doubt

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if it was a ghost pirate, im willing to bet the ninja would use his stealth to sneak up on the ghost pirate and wait until he was 'human' (like in the movie) and slice his throat. this, or he would we involved in hardcore hand to ghosthand combat and win anyways.

oh yea, today during hardcore cross country (yea, its hardcore), we had to run for 45minutes anywhere around town. me and my friends went to this park and found a little place where schools go (it had like benchs for an outdoor auditorium and stuff like that). we jumped around on the benchs, like tryin not to touch the ground, and then someone said yargggh. so, we proceeded to knock eachother off hte benchs and hop around yelling like dirty ass pirates. it was a good ol' time. hopefully our coach is stupid enough to send us out to do nothing again.

(zach)
 
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