Alright already, calm down. The Pipe Cleaner was designed by Armada as a pipe machine. The race base, smaller edges ( no rails in the pipe) , flex pattern, and sidecut are set to create what amounts to the perfect pipe ski. Not suprisingly, this combo performs very well outside of the pipe, which explains all the great reviews in Powder, Freeskier etc. Rails are not the point of this ski, and using it only for park may be a headache in the end. However, if I was not into rails and needed one ski to do everything, this would be it.