Pimp My Freerider

its alright. that section is only tight cause holmes just has blatant huge plug ins for all the companies he reps

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

Park Life Clothing
 
brad holmes is a hurtbag, no style and is just around to make money... anyone who thinks his shit is funny honestly needs to come out of the closet.

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he's really bad at pretending to be black, in the one picture his face and arms are black but you can see his white legs

 
yeah that section really bugs me...its just a waste

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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.

-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

 
i think he is just dumb, everyone sends in mail to him saying he is so cool then he rips on them. And his ideas are just gay

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
fucking brad. he sucks at life. i don't understand why he gets a monthly section in Freeze. Most of that shit isn't even funny.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
p.s. they should give it to boyd. hes funnier.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
i have been looking every where for the new freeze and it's no where in my town ...eer r i have lloked at every mag store i know of and still nothing ... any one else having this problem in Ontario ?

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
yea boyd is way funnier

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
i think ask brad is usually pretty funny. they should keep it.

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that part was hsitarical, Even with this grinder I can't get all the suck off of these suckas. Honestly, I don't ride without a 100% pure mink topsheet.

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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that part was so fucked up. that was seriously so lame. He's going straight to hell for that one

Cool dudes wear pink
 
brad holmes pisses me off

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
^wurd

'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
 
im just posting again to reinforce the fact that i hate brad holmes, and anyone who thought it was funny or brilliant... i mean... gaaah... no.

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haha tight

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
you know what else i hate about brad holmes, that guy got in the nordica girl poster that came in freeskier magazine, i was soooo angry. I was all about to put it on my wall, and then BAM, ugly ass holmes is making a face in teh background

Not wearing poles is alot like getting a blowjob from a guy...It feels good until you look down and realize you're gay. - skimack

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech
 
freeze is fine- and i was being sarcastic about the brillant part..i mean first glance it was funny, but then you think about it and hes a giant waste of life

 
i thought it was funny but hate brad

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i hate brad too, thank God hes out of MSP movies

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
 
i hope someone from freeze reads this and gets rid of that fat, bloated washout.... im officially turning this into a 'get rid of ask brad' petition

yay

b

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i thought it was pretty funny. i think someone else should take it over though.........

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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
^was it any good?

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

Member 957,647,789,468,952,001,657
 
that OMAR guy from guadimalian persuader is the funniest skier on earth. he carries a fucking gun around. hahaha! jf cusson was hilarious in blunt. nick mercon seems funny as hell too.

tinkpigers
 
I think its pretty offensive to paint yourself black in a ski magazine and act like the stereotypical black dude.

'Nature does nothing uselessly.' -Aristotle
 
nca 777, its just make up, does it offend you when dave chappelle puts on white make up and pretends to be a stereotypical white guy?, i thought it was funny seeing a fat white guy like brad holmes in that make up.

FUCK BIGGIE
 
I thought Pimp my Freerider was amusing. Which is a huge step above the waste of space he usually is.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
i think they shoudl def give thr page to boyd, but brad painting himself black was good.

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-this post dedicated to matt-

'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
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