Pickup Lines

[TheQuailman]

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

 

[ThaLetterM.]

THATS MINE IM FINNA KILL YOU

 

[Elife]

thats mine...no touch

 

[Antoine.]

ammmm so lets fuck

 

[bangarangmules]

"whats cooking good looking?"

I dont think it works anymore... if it ever did

 

[supersteez420]

"i miss my teddy bear will u sleep with me" and "yo bitch u wanna fuck"

because if she says yes your gonna get some ass she says no no big deal

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

My name is Keith but you can call me tonight!

 

[tahoeskier170]

goddamnit u stole mine.

heres another one

ur so hot ur melting the elastic in my underwear

or

ur eyes are bluer than the water in my toliet

 

[wdbo.]

a kangaroo took my lunchmoney

 

[TheQuailman]

o its ur signature, ddnt notice tht, its pretty funny tho

 

[EasternElement]

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Sorry the only one I've ever really memorized.

 

[wdbo.]

i rolled an egg down the stairs

 

[freiker]

that is the one i was going to say

 

[QuazBotch]

If you were a nose, I'd pick you!

 

[chapz]

hey baby, im not fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock.

Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over.

If i could re write the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together.

i got more but i dunno if these were posted already

 

[drewishish]

thats wrong, its....

is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants.

 

[praymantus]

you must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong

 

[t-o-n-y]

me: did you burp because it smells like cum?

her: no i just farted

me: ewww!

 

[D_Mezz]

today this girl was listening to "we belong together" on her iPod and i saw that so i said hey baby, you know they made that song about us dont u??

 

[duhamelski]

nice legs, when do they open

 

[Xave]

one to make the lady laugh? never tried it tho

Sooo...you wanna know what time it is?

i think its better in french and im a poor translater....

 

[TheWorst]

Your so hot i'd suck a fart straight outta your ass... -post a pickup line thread

or heres one i made up...

i couldnt think of a pickup line in the presence of your beauty... you wanna makeout?

 

[sampsihoyos]

wanna play battleship?

Whats that?

its where i lay down and you blow the hell outa me.

 

[Elijah.]

hey can i check your tag? (go look at her shirts tag) As I thought, made in heaven.

Make ambulence noises, and say, thats the ambulences coming because I think my heart just stopped

Your kind of shiny, because i can see myself all over you

night at the roxbury has a bunch in it

 

[jarossamdb7]

[/b]no more bold...

some of these are funny, but I like mine the best. it usually has atleast a positive outcome, more of the time then most of the others anyway.

 

[John.]

himid you know you have 265 bones in your body?

her:no

him: want another one?

 

[Ryanvdonk]

word, chris kattan's parents live near me, i seen him in safeway a couple weeks ago.

"you from out of town?"

it depends, but i've gotten by with "hey"

but usually it's something like "hey, is that a new shirt, looks hot"

 

[jack_weisman]

haha

 

[skiierman]

Bahahhaha, I had to bump this. It's a really good laugh for all you.

 

[Nivrittam]

i would never use a pick up line, the real truth is the girl would just you thikn you were corny, i would just have a nice chat

 

[Phat_Jigga]

"You'll do."

...and end this [/b] :C

 

[RWalker]

go to www.linesthataregood.com it has all the lines you can think of