Picking up girls on the Chairlift (Sorry ladies of NS)

[-Colton]

Hey ns, was wondering... what are ur tactics on picking up girls on chairlifts? Any funny stories?

 

[JahLiam]

usually 1 arm around her back and 1 arm underneath her legs does the trick, it is kind of had to lift from a seated position though

 

[ModMommy]

 

[DIX~]

ay bb u wan sum fuk?

 

[S.J.W]

Be careful of goggle hot effect. Ensure you know they are attractive without their goggles and make sure for the love of god they're female. Don't want any awkward hitting on males who look like girls on chairlift rides like a certain member on this site did this past winter...

 

[413Crew]

pee in her butt

 

[julieanne]

pee in her butt

This must work wonders for you!

 

[veng_m]

stick a dildo on the chair right before she gets on

 

[Chubz.]

This must work wonders for you!

What, have you never had a guy pee in ur butt?

I thought all the kid were doing that nowadays..

 

[gnar_whal]

stick a dildo on the chair right before she gets on

Or put your own dick there instead

 

[skier58284]

usually 1 arm around her back and 1 arm underneath her legs does the trick, it is kind of had to lift from a seated position though

/thread

 

[robbinJAHood]

just don't make it awkward! nothing worse than being stuck with a weirdo on the chairlift...

 

[Mingg]

Accurate.

 

[270on420out]

One time I rode up the lift with a very attractive black woman. I tried to pick her up by saying "Hey hot chocolate, how are you doing?" She then started yelling and screaming at me the entire chairlift ride, all the while I was shaking and apologizing because her brother was yelling at me on the lift behind. As soon as the lift reached the top, I jumped off and booked it. But i caught an edge after about 5 feet. Her brother then came and beat the shit out of me.

 

[markc]

"dare u 2 makeut wit me p$u$y"

 

[snomaster]

Sit down

"How's your day going?"

listen, make small talk

"So I lost my friends earlier, do you want to take a run with me?"

then pee in her butt. works every time.

 

[El_flanderino]

"you can ride this lift or you can ride me for double the time and half the price" works every time

 

[StonewalJackson]

show her your gumball

 

[Bum.Life]

One time I rode up the lift with a very attractive black woman. I tried to pick her up by saying "Hey hot chocolate, how are you doing?" She then started yelling and screaming at me the entire chairlift ride, all the while I was shaking and apologizing because her brother was yelling at me on the lift behind. As soon as the lift reached the top, I jumped off and booked it. But i caught an edge after about 5 feet. Her brother then came and beat the shit out of me.

I would have used that line on her brother.

 

[PattyAlpaugh]

Play footsies with your skis

 

[Afterbang.no]

I usually get them before entering the lift. The trick goes something like this:

"what a coincidence, your'e in the single line, I'm in the single line...."

 

[JonasJuhler]

Be careful of goggle hot effect. Ensure you know they are attractive without their goggles and make sure for the love of god they're female. Don't want any awkward hitting on males who look like girls on chairlift rides like a certain member on this site did this past winter...

Jon Olsson must have had his fair share of dudes hitting on him.

 

[Jeroen13]

"Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight"

gold.

 

[PeppermillReno]

Initiate the convo right before you get on the lift once you realize who you are riding up with before they can delve into talking to their friends, listening to music, etc. Its all in the approach and once you are on the lift it will be more awkward. Talk about where you both have skiied so far today on the mountain before you start spittin any game or getting personal or exchanging namees and before you close with offering to ski together.

Cougar tip-

When hitting on cougars that may be married always take the initiative to ask if her husband is a good skiier when there isn't a husband present on the lift. This is done so that you don't have to worry about it being awkward asking her to ski together after she mentions her husband since he probably will come up in the convo before you reach the top. If a girl is not single and shreds you want to find out how good a skiier her man is if he sucks that works in your favor.

No second runs with anyone who sucks unless you are positive they are DTF exchange digits and go your own way too you'll look desperate waiting for some slow chick.

 

[sammy_JJ]

most important thing is to not fall off chair lift when looking like a boss. and the second is make sure your fly is done up.

 

[danncphedran]

"Im no weatherman but you can be expecting 6-8 inches tonight"

Hahah yes

 

[GrumpisPringle]

be nice

 

[sledghammersquad]

"If we make out do you think our goggles will touch?"

 

[rballs_]

"I ski."

 

[Zimmy]

Be careful of goggle hot effect. Ensure you know they are attractive without their goggles and make sure for the love of god they're female. Don't want any awkward hitting on males who look like girls on chairlift rides like a certain member on this site did this past winter...

Yeah, and when she passes that test, just say "Sick (goggles/skis/jacket) dude" and if she asks why or denies it, make sure you can give a solid answer.

Actually I have no idea. Maybe outer bling would help ...anything pimp really.

 

[appal]

I find that riding the chairlift in the nude is helpful.

 

[Powstagram]

Show her your spoon collection

 

[linus_deboss]

chairlift flirts. easiest way to get a number or what so ever because you always have a topic to start talking...

"sup, you doin good today"

either she gives some awkard, quiet "ya" as answer then you might as well just shut up or she starts brabling and from there you'll see lol

there's no granted clue/tip/key what so ever tho hahaha

 

[Old-schooler.]

just don't make it awkward! nothing worse than being stuck with a weirdo on the chairlift...

It's your pr

 

[Old-schooler.]

I just try to get on the empty lift.. So that me and me and my blowup doll can have some alone time.

 

[GrumpisPringle]

I just try to get on the empty lift.. So that me and me and my blowup doll can have some alone time.

nice

 

[dtwizzle]

Jon Olsson must have had his fair share of dudes hitting on him.

I have a very weird boner right now

 

[veng_m]

just don't make it awkward! nothing worse than being stuck with a weirdo on the chairlift...

jahliams gurl?

 

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Be careful of goggle hot effect. Ensure you know they are attractive without their goggles and make sure for the love of god they're female. Don't want any awkward hitting on males who look like girls on chairlift rides like a certain member on this site did this past winter...

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[mta1741]

bump, want moar responses

 

[JoeyDill]

Ask to borrow her phone say my phone is dead and I need to call my friend we need to meet up. If she doesn't let you borrow it sound desperate say please like 5 times. When you get it put your number in quick and I mean quick so she doesn't think your doing anything else.(practice makes perfect) Pretend your on the phone and say where are you or something and say you'll be there. When you get off ask if she wants to take a run with you. When your friends don't show up take her to the lodge and pee in her butt. Worked for me three times and I took one deep onto the woods and peed in her butt.( make shure to make the contact name mom so she'll def call it)

 

[Dobber]

Punch her in the face.

 

[danlyfe]

ay bb u wan sum fuk?

works every time

 

[mta1741]

hey bb fuk bump

 

[Most-D]

My top tip would be to not be patronising towards the lady about park skiing, it is unbelievable how many guys actually try to start a conversation by trying to one-up the girl about her tricks or whatever.

 

[LynxNation]

Step One: Trap Your Princess – physically corner her in a room and eventually, in your life.(chairlift, you're halfway there)

Step Two: Insult Your Princess – insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances bro. It’s been biologically proven.

Step Three: Brag – not lying, but close. Make up a story of how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is going to release a hormone deep inside her body called “insatia.” It makes women ovulate for sex!

 

[alexissefb]

- i heard that put our hands on our genitals, heat them up..should we try?

always works haha

 

[losh]

offer some bean dip

 

[losh]

offer some bean dip

 

[MAMERON]

Ask to borrow her phone say my phone is dead and I need to call my friend we need to meet up. If she doesn't let you borrow it sound desperate say please like 5 times. When you get it put your number in quick and I mean quick so she doesn't think your doing anything else.(practice makes perfect) Pretend your on the phone and say where are you or something and say you'll be there. When you get off ask if she wants to take a run with you. When your friends don't show up take her to the lodge and pee in her butt. Worked for me three times and I took one deep onto the woods and peed in her butt.( make shure to make the contact name mom so she'll def call it)

maybe the most accurate thing ive ever read

 

[Shredsterr]

Perform the hooting mating call of the North African Gorilla, gets the bitches wet as fuck