Pick up lines

[doyle.]

In the lift line "Hey! You single?"

 

[E__]

I'm not 100% sure but I'm fairly certain based on his noob status that by copying and pasting everything in that post he figured that's how one quotes rather than clicking the quote option...

 

[Zimmy]

I'm not sure this will work in all cases, but could work exceedingly well in some:

"I customize my own skis, but I also customize my own hoes."

[accidentally posted this to predictions thread]

 

[caderobinson]

wanna sit on my bindings?

 

[snugs]

hello there, my name is Nick, want to see some puppies i adopted?

 

[SquattingDog]

Aye Gurl... I take the "the" out of psychotherapist.

 

[slaagmaster]

r u gunna eat that?!

 

[Steve_MN]

Girl: "Why do you always wear a helmet when skiing?"Me: " I Always use protection when tapping tail."

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I think you've got the wrong Olympian...

 

[John18_6]

You must be gasoline, because even though you're expensive, I'd still pump you in my van.

 

[Rem-Dog]

I think you'll find that is rape my friend... 'the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse'

 

[APunx176]

That's not skiing related, but it's a good one.

 

[John18_6]

I know, I saw most of the posts drifting away from skiing so I figured why not. But- Ay gurl, if I rub your moguls will you plant my pole?

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Im not about objectifying women but you sure are erectifying me

 

[Mr.Huck]

The reverse camber in your tail is creating early rise in my tip.

 

[slaagmaster]

mom???

 

[caderobinson]

do you like early rise in the tip?

 

[skier58284]

This.

 

[skier58284]

/thread

 

[skiersupreme]

poetic

 

[RobbyW]

Me: Do you hookup with 16 year old?Her: No.

Me: Good cuz im 17.

 

[beansurrows]

Are there any cats burning around here?

Cause i smell hot pussay

 

[J-Dunn]

Do you want to get some pizza n fuck?

If the bitch says no then you pull out the "what . . . you don't lie pizza??"

 

[JCURTS]

Me: I wish you were my ribs gurlGurl: what? why tehe

Me: So i could bang you hard as fuck on the down rail every afternoon while everyone points and laughs

 

[ben.rayner.73]

Non ski related but 100% guaranteed to work

Guy: Do you have pet insurance?..... Because i'm going to smash your pussy tonight..Do you have Wi-Fi? because i'm picking up a connection

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?.. Because your face it really f@#ked up..

 

[vandersteeze]

Were they doing avalanche control work today? Because I think I found a bombshell

 

[*JDBP*]

"Hey bitch, wanna get stuffed?"

 

[slaagmaster]

1 800 get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[steezeninja]

This deserves a sticky!

 

[11matby]

Hey gurl, you like jalapenos?

CAUSE IMA BE JALAPENO PUSSY!

 

[Slurpsicle.]

I hope you like dragons, cuz I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight

 

[notspoicey]

 

[balzach]

das me^ but my last name is actually Pfeiffer-Hansen

 

[notspoicey]

das me^ but my last name is actually Pfeiffer-Hansen

Hahaha the first part of your last name is tricky I just put the second half

 

[.lencon]

You must be gasoline, because even though you're expensive, I'd still pump you in my van.

That's not skiing related, but it's a good one.

Well I have a ski van so it is ski related and I'll for sure be using this lol

 

[Mr.noodle]

Are you a snowboarder? Because I want to spray you with my own white goodness

 

[toastyteenagers]

aye gurl come over to my place and I'll handrag the crap out of you

 

[IKEA]

I bet your'e cheaper than the hamburger I just bought

 

[NPF]

aye gurl come over to my place and I'll handrag the crap out of you

poop scoop. nasty

 

[snowmosexual]

Hay gurl

Are you a dfd cuz we bout to get kinky

 

[Kretzschmar]

Bump lol so many good ones here

 

[JakeInnes]

"What do you like for breakfast?"

 

[Analdestroyer]

Your better get off the mountain, because your gonna melt all the snow.

 

[Zimmy]

you: I am seeing nice twin peaks from this rising elavation

her: where?

you: right here

her: oh really?!

you: exqueez me! absolikeme

 

[ASagaFanBoy12]

bump I feel like everybody here has spent time with these pick up lines so many good ones lol

 

[TheSkiingRoach]

I’m sure you get this a lot, but you make snotsicles look SEXY!

 

[Newschooleri.]

You don't need to go out on a pow day to get face shots with me

 

[Aparker]

suck my cock

 

[CarinthiaCoach]

Ill nose press your box, if you lip slide my rail.

interesting variation, I've always said it as

"I'll lip slide your box if you tail slide my rail"

 

[Mr.Bishop]

interesting variation, I've always said it as

"I'll lip slide your box if you tail slide my rail"

Nice modern twist on a classic.