Pick up lines

lineskis413

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last week i was skiing alone when i came up on these two girls who were alone. i went up to them and said "my two friends had to go home last run do yall mind if i ski with you?" they both sucked at skiing but it was a good time. what are some of your on mountain pickup lines?
 
tried to get my friend to use this one last week...

I'll by you a drink if you wait for me at the bottom. In hindsight, it probably wouldn't have worked at snowbird.
 
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, cause I just found me a bombshell
 
Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"Girl: "Yes I am!"

Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"

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"Wanna huck some cliffs with me?"

Wait until she falls, then "accidentally fall" right as you are approaching her, and land on her.
 
Ahhh, two days ago I had a fellow tell me to follow him into some jumps so I could get enough speed. He went slower than I was going and I knuckled both. Then I did a 180 on a smaller jump and as soon as I landed someone else was a few feet behind me. This freaked me out, I reverted too fast and caught my edge. Slammed my arm into the snow fully extended partially dislocated my shoulder and tore my rotator cuff. I started crying and he followed me down to the bus stop trying to help. I ignored him entirely and rode home alone. I ended up alone, have a fellow who probably thinks I'm a total bitch, have a fucked shoulder and feel even worse after eating an unreasonable amount of chocolate while sulking.

Last time I let a guy try to pick me up on the mountain.
 
unofficial did a list about this recently I feel like. but my favorite is

"I've got a camel bak full of whiskey"

works every time
 
Me: "My magic watch tells me that you're not wearing underwear"Girl: "Yes I am!"

Me: "Oh, looks like it's fifteen minutes fast"



This was priceless!!!!!
 
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