pick up lines

on a chair lift: have you ever made out on a chair lift before?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me

 
I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?

You give me the hardest semi I have ever had

Hey baby, wanna go halfsies on a bastard child

Do you believe in sex before the first date?

jerzy
 
it depends on how a guy says a pickup line. If he says it jokingly with a cute smile, he might get a laugh and a sarcastic response from me, depends on the person. If the guy is serious and just plain sleazy/ the pickup line is perverted don't expect a response.

 
There was a HUGE thread on this with many humorous replies... you should go look for that and bump it, or something. It'd be worth rereading.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
do you believe in love at first site , or should i walk by again ?

member#13687

'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
this ones a winner

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

No?

Oh, its enough to break the ice. Hi my name is Pete. Can I get you a drink tonight?

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
if a girl is looking for a seat in a crowded room just be like let me clear a seat for you and wipe your face

jerzy
 
hey baby wanna go play army? i can lay low and you can blow the fuck outa me

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
is that a miror in your pocket because i can totaly see myself in your pants

did it hurt? what.... when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

-Nick Martini

Stept Productions

go buy 'to whom it may concern'

Liberty skis

So what?..... So lets dance!
 
I actually had a guy say this to me when I first moved to Boston, 'If you'll sit on my face, I'll eat my way to your heart' I burst out laughing and he walked away, but it was original.

~ Nicole
 
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