Pick up lines

[TallTeeNation]

what is the best pick up line you have in your book?

 

[Darth.Maul]

Me: Hey babe wanna searchbar sometime?

Gets the girls on my dick every time

 

[egg.]

lol

 

[Mcfottley]

im like a rubiks cube... the more you play with me the harder i get!

 

[n.i.c.k]

''Hi, you'll do.

 

[Porsntar]

Hey nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[Anathema]

it's the ol "treat a woman with respect, smile a lot, and have something interesting to talk about" line

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

woah how did you find your way so quickly?my way where?the way to my heart..

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

 

[Porsntar]

ahahahhaah....

 

[jcon522]

i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

 

[TallTeeNation]

awesome^

 

[Heinzler]

hey can you tell me how this rag smells?

 

[.squirrely.]

i lost it

 

[jewFro]

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[JordanButtfart]

Nice to meet you, why aren't you sucking my cock.

OR

 

[Ski_ThEast]

i got this from the thread made last week

wanna play pearl harbor, i lie on the ground and you blow the shit out of me

 

[jewFro]

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[jewFro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI

I give up on embed. Here.

 

[TallTeeNation]

"Do you work at Subway? Yah Because you give me a footlong!"

 

[304NordMan]

i lost hard

 

[Casual.]

nice shoes wanna fuck.

 

[gotti]

its super easy to embed.

click on the reply box, make sure your cursor is in it

click on the (f) button in the reply box.

paste the simple embed code from youtube after going Share>embed

voila

 

[gotti]

hahaha

 

[Spinoza]

creating this thread is one of the top offenses on newschoolers. it should be autoban

 

[.RYAN66]

This thread is made about once a week.

 

[Jesse.White]

Wanna come back to myspace were you can twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook?

 

[malonius_funk]

"are you irish? cuz my penis is dublin."
BOOM BOOM SUBMIT. BITCHES BE ON YO DACK AFTA YOU DROP DAT LINE.

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

deffinatley using this one hahahaha

 

[SloanePeterson]

at a party to a girl: hey babe, you're sexy as hell wanna go fuck?" if good looking and sexy the man is, this will work for all you boys everytime, i havent once turned one of these down..

 

[penguiin]

does it work the same if you are on newschoolers? cuz ur profile pic is sexy as hell.......

 

[theWIZARD]

Nice fuck want to fuck?

 

[ThaLorax]

where were you when I lived in aspen?

 

[malonius_funk]

Sloane rhymes with scone. I like to eat scones. Wanna fuck?
Was that good?

 

[ThaLorax]

also, my favorites are from the Little Rascals.

*not word for word* Girl, you need a heman so manly that when he falls off a building, he goes out of his way to fall on a girl.

Hey! You got some fries with that shake?

 

[FerrisBueller]

she was most likley in california

 

[ThaLorax]

oh, she's a high skooler. meow i feel like a pedo.

 

[Bar_Down]

woah woah woah, hang on... are you telling me you have a book full of pickup lines?

 

[malonius_funk]

whats good sandusky???? get it?? huh?? cuz like sandusky was a pedo. ha! HA!!! HAAHAHAH!!!!
sorry.

 

[robert77]

actually overheard this..

guy goes and sits down beside chick in class

girl: um hi

guy: Hey is it cool if i sit here?

girl: sure I guess..

guy: ok sweet, whats your name?

girl: answers

they chat for a bit, random bs

girl randomly says: just so you know I have a boyfriend

guy: Im wearing a purple shirt

girl: uh what? laughs awkwardly..

guy: Oh sorry! I thought for a second there we were talking about things that don't matter!

annnnnnd success.

 

[Mr.Gaga]

woah he have a book full of lines in his pick-up?

 

[Toasty.]

no they wont because you said it wrong. It's

Are you from Ireland? because when i look at you my penis is dublin

 

[WestWoods]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac..

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Wanna fuuuuck

 

[TallTeeNation]

not to brag i have a series of books

 

[Shabangarang]

hahahahaha

 

[TallTeeNation]

thank god someone fixed that. thanks bro hahah

 

[wait.what]

I've got some skittles in my mouth... Wanna taste the rainbow?