Pick Up Lines

woogity

woogity

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Whats the best pick up line you know.?

i'll start.

if you were a new burger at McDonalds, you would be called a McGorgeous.

 
Your parents must have been bakers, cuz you got nice buns

that dress looks nice on you but it would look better in a heap by my bed

lets do breakfast tomorrow. Should i call you or nudge you?

 
nice legs. what time do they open.

oh my gosh. im looking for my puppy. have you seen him. i think he ran into that sleezy cheap motel room.
 
were you by chance raised on a farm?

no?

oh well your sure good at raising cocks

and this thread has been done before but i still felt like contributing
 
your dad must of been a theif, caus ehe stiole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.

let me check your tag? shoot i though it would say "made in heaven"

are your feet tired, youve been running threw my mind all day

what time you getting off? can i be the reason!
 
do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong.

do i know you? cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend
 
Brainstorm between me and my friends

Hey, you have a wheel chair? Cuase you'll need one when I'm done with you

Or, actually used this

Are you a nascar driver, cause you burn more rubber than anyone ive ever seen!
 
i love you...now come home with me bitch.......

nah jk i wouldnt say that ever. i like the stars in your eyes one.
 
someone has actually told me this before....as a legitamate pick up line...i was insulted...and ran away..haha
 
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