Pick up Lines

If I was a chipmunk, and you were a bunny,...wait, or was it the other way around...forget it, Wanna screw?

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We'll be busting fucking airs until we get to heaven

think I really care that I miss my biology

got my education in stale fishology

 
If yer skiing, put your goggles on and say...

'It's a damn good thing I have these goggles on, cause your way too beautiful to see with unshielded eyes.'

LineWeapon told me that one...

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
i posted this earlier, but it went away

try

excuse me miss, but if you've lost your virginity can i have the box it came in?

or

if i were rubber and you were glue, would you let me pull down your pants and stick it in you?

those 2 are guaranteed to work

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
adam, you stole those from brian...lazy bastard. go get your own.

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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.

- Mr. Brian Class

 
and metty is a dairy queen....

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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.

- Mr. Brian Class

 
If you for something like to pass the salt. a while later you can say:

'remember that time you passed the salt. yeah thanks.... now grab your ankles bitch.'

'What the hell are those Snowboarders doing sitting in the park? Passing the bong around?'
 
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
hey the original post said they were from brian...gimme a break i crashed and was too tired to say they were his...sorry

those pick up lines came from the horniest 12 year old in the world who watches way too much porno...brian class

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
how bout this~

did you know that under all these clothes we're both completely naked?

'this is so f**king not killer!'~ some snowboarder who landed on his head, as

heard from the chairlift.

 
I posted these earlier but they dissapeared...

Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?

guy - I have a magic watch that tells me you are not wearing a bra or panties

girl - Well I guess your watch is wrong because I am.

guy - Oh sorry, my watch must be an hour fast.

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

-'I touched Kristy Boner's who who's'

-'Shibby!'

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley
 
Lick your finger, run it across his/her shirt and say 'Lets get you out of those wet clothes'

~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~

* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
 
haha! i like that one.....

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Im gettin an 88 Astro Van, installing crazy tint and a bed. Gona name it the Hynem Breaker and roll from town to town curing girls of the worst disease there is, virginty.

- Mr. Brian Class

 
That's not my ski pole.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
HAHA! Rebs! HAHA! Sooo subtle... yet soooooooooo blunt. HAHA! I LOVE IT!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
hahahahahaha....

proly the best of 'em all. I mean if one is gonna work, that's gotta be it.

-Gabe Lumintn

What this week's anagram?
 
how about.. have u ever had your ass hole licked bye a fat man in a trench coat??

I failed my gr7 LA-spelling class, so I don't give a F*ck if I spelt some thing wrong.
 
HAHHAHAHA rebs that was gold! lol....I used seomthign like that once...it was so funny...adn....uhh drunk...lol :)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
if I told you that you had an incredible body, would you hold it againt me?

'ooooo thats what I like'

'what? you like to suck beer bottles'- hot striper to my buddy after she pulled his bottle out of her mouth.
 
Look over at a girl in the room wave at her with one finger to call her over...when she gets to you say 'I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my entire hand'

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
HAHAHAHA really thats insane

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
your body is made up of roughly 70% water...

I'M THIRSTY!!

~*~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~*~

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I love Stevie! :D

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aim name: BlinkBabe182x6
 
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