Pick Up Lines

*Neil

*Neil

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Ok A wile back there was a pick up line thread that had sum really good once.. the best pick up lines from it were:

-My love for u is like dieria.... I just cant hold it in.

-Excuse me, I just lost my puppy, i think it went into that cheap motel over there. Can u come help me find it?

So ya.. Drop any others u no!

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
-that shirts very becoming on you, if i were on you id be cumming too

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
Hey little girl, got all your pernament teeth?

*****

Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
My favorite from the old thread was

'Did it hurt?'

'Did what hurt?'

'When you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Do us a favor and put a bag over your face!'

 
I got this one from Doggy Fizzle:

-Damn girl, you look like yous about to drop any day now. When's the baby due?

Girl: I ain't pregant

-You wanna be?

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Andrew
 
-Do you take it up the ass?

-Show me your pussy!

-Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said 'come.'

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
hey baby, lets get pregnified

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
 
my friend's sister is on doggy fizzle.

here's a line: (looking at your penis while talking to a girl) this thing's not going to suck itself.

-chris
 
hey girl, how bout u help me get my wang mouthified.

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'I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.'' - EastCoastPride

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i bet ya 10 bucks i cant fit my dick in ure mouth.

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
-hey baby how about a pizza and a fuck?

then if she slaps you, finish it off with

- what u don't like pizza beyotch?

.. this one always works though..

-excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
do u have grazny panties on? Cuz i sure would like to get into your grannys panties

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
*sitting at a crowded bar*

'hey baby, take a seat on my lap. we'll discuss the first thing that pops up'

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
*sitting at a crowded bar*

'hey baby, take a seat on my lap. we'll discuss the first thing that pops up'

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
ppl that sapm

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
First reach back and grab the tag of their shirt then say: Just like I thought, made in heaven.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
 
Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
best 3

1) play the fonz with the good old ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

2}is that a keg in your pants cause I want to tap your ass

3)you no how they say you are wat you eat? well tommorow mouning I'm gonna be u

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
at a bar..

'hey are you going to walk to your car by yourself later? I'll be over here watching you all night.'

just random

'i like you'

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
how bout...

your response-so ya wanta come to my house later for some pizza and sex?

girls response- what?

your response- what ya dont like pizza

Math Team Films represent!!!
 
you must be a parking ticket cause u got fine written all over you !

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^ sounds like more pointless posting^

snonasty is my hero

 
-(girl) do you work for UPS?

(guy) no y?

(girl) cuz i think i just saw u checking out my package.

-Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

-I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

-My name's your nameThat's so you know what to scream.

-The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word

-Do you wanna lick my tongue?

-You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

-love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

-Can you lick your nipples? No. Can I?

-Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

-Stare at her until she says 'What!?!') It isn't just gonna suck itself.

and im spent...

 
Times like this i wish i was toillet paper, so i could wipe your pussy

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
lets pick up some barbeque and get busy

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'Regular tastes kinda tangy, the supreme is sour and diesel tastes pretty good.'

-Trailer Park Boys
 
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