Pick-up Lines

naw, it made sense. he was saying that bryan's pick-up lines are cool and actually pick up chicks (which i find hard to believe, but hey, the guy must be talented...) and that if anyone needs a pick-up line that works, ask bryan.

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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you

freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.

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Richford: Where's the entrance?

Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt

Richford: not mine

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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
 
' hey wanna play a game with me. Yes, okay tell me if this sounds like fun. We can imitate the motion of a hurricane slapping a wet screen door. I'll be the hurricane. Ready/ okay wanna go to my place?

 
Ha!

Hey thanks for clearing that up MC, I think I understand it now....maybe.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
If these don't work then it's hopeless:

'My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.'

'Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.'

 
I was being extremely sarcastic... ask Parkin how Bryan trys to pick up chicks

-Andy

'Head of the Talk like a 1337 Surfer Hax0r d00d revolution'

Give a w00t to the FreeCoast Freeride Team
 
you wanna play navy? ill sink my battel ship and see if the sea men can swim

'abazaba...your my only friend'
 
haha! I have two really baaaad black eyes and a fat bump on my forehead right now so people stare A LOT so I wink at them! and it makes them all nervous and look away.... it's hilarious!!!!!!

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charley ;)

KASP Huck Dollies fo life!
 
haha that 'one time at band camp' has always struck home.. cause i play the flute... haha well used too. haha made my rents pay 800 bucks for it and i stopped playing after 2 years.. haha great kid i am..

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
AHAHHAHAH!!!!!! Yah I think mariberries has it so far. And nice one mike. Real slick. And a good call too ;) lol

Peace,

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
oh yes, miss mariberries rocks!!!

'ccrrrraaapuh!' bald saprano???

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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you

freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.

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Richford: Where's the entrance?

Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt

Richford: not mine

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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
 
HAHAHAH what!?! lol.....

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
hehe. poor dumb matt. i still loove you.

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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you

freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.

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Richford: Where's the entrance?

Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt

Richford: not mine

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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
 
Hey!....i don't get it.... ;(

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
:D how old is this thread?

In the garden shed, behind a cobweb curtain, Witch Baby was playing her drums.

It was the drumming of flashing dinosaur rock gods and goddesses who sweat starlight, the drumming of tall, muscly witch doctors who can make animals dance, wounds heal, rain fall and flowers open. But it began in Witch Baby's head and heart and came out through her small body and hands...
 
1.Lets play army men, I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outa me

2.You may not be the prettiest girl in the room but beauty is only a light switch away

3.Nice legs when do they open?

4.How would you like to take a bath without ever going near a tub (then lick your lips or do something with your tongue)

I'll get more later

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'Have I seen you before? Are you a model?' is old, but my personal favourite pickup line was in a ski resort last season... a fat old english guy, just managing to slur out 'have I seen you somewhere before? Are you a porn star?'. Try it guys, honestly it'll pull every time (especially if you follow his example - try it on a girl young enough to be your daughter)!

 
that one just sucked

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute

If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

YOU - Did it hurt?

GIRL - Did what hurt?

You - The fall from heaven

I could go one for ever. Pimpin is what i do best.

 
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.

i love it

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
'You know how some guys drive really fancy expensive cars to make up for certian, well, shortages?...Baby, I don't even own a car!'

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
that one was damn good too

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
It is true.

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
I thought I posted these way back when the thread was created. I think it's best to demean the girl to let her you mean bidness.

'You don't sweat much for a fat chick.'

'You look like a hooker I met in Pheonix one time.'

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-Dan
 
can i help you widen your stance

your so hot im suprised the snow hasent melted

im sponserd want to do it
 
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