Pick-up Lines

haha, totally brah, Chryss I'm totally sorry hun. Cedric, this goes out to you brah!

euuuuuuuuuuuuu??? HAHA

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
haha, yeah for sure. Cedric has been teaching me French. If I wanna know if your day is phatt or not then I say 'Ca va?' and if I someone wants to know my name they ask me this question (I forgot it already) and I say 'PHATT TIM!' and if they ask me any other question or say anything else in French then I answer with 'Euuuuuuu!!' Coz I don't know what anything else means so that's what I say, Euuuu, Euuuu, Euuuu

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
je ne sais pas. this is a life saver in french class....

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AntAdam: soy milk is a lot better for you

freestylesupreme: cow milk is the BEST....i'm going skiing. go drink your goat milk.

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Richford: Where's the entrance?

Newhard: you can't get in. the grocery store is exit only, like my butt

Richford: not mine

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Kateie K: Isn't your religion incompatable with eating people? How do you resolve that?
 
so i uh lost my phone number can i borrow yours?

it works everytime, if you want to land a chick this is the sure fire way to do it

If your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
yes MC!...no one ever believes me when i tell that to them...i hate my friends, they always have to be smrt...damn them...haha...well than...lets here some more pick up lines, they make me laugh

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

Werd to the dancing penguin!
 
Cryss, dont try to hide it, you asked me to get pebble so we could have a three some.

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
An Timmy, you'll speak french within a year or two!!!!

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
my hands are freezing.. last i heard rubbing them on something was the best thing.. do you have anything i can rub them against?

I rule
 
Yay, I be a phatt Phrench speaking pimp in 1 or 2 years, yay!! hehe. phattness to the extreme. All thanx to you Cedric, you rule buddy, oh and of course good ol' skierx!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
don't be so oblivious you knew it was going in that direction....

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
good luck with those one's buddy ;) hahahaha.

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
can i wash my winkie in ure kitchen sinky?...haha, thats from little nicky if u didnt know...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

cause skiing beats school

 
can i wash my winkie in ure kitchen sinky?...haha, thats from little nicky if u didnt know...

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

cause skiing beats school

 
Was that a pick-up line for Quebec? AHAHHAHAHA ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
HAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah, I totally think it was dude, ohhhh, hehe, woo hoo! You're in Cedric brah, haha, niiiice.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
haha yeah, but if he can hardly understand french i dont think he'll understand the sexual outburts Cederic will be making... then again.. OHH! is kinda a universal word..

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
what's a salope? If it is what I think it is than that was dirty. lol

'In 6th grade, there was an epidemic among the boys. It was some type of rash that spread. i got it and it was pretty nasty.' -Appskier

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
quebec?

does that mean, 'wanna fuck, slut?'

hmm...I bet all the chicks love that one.

'I don't mind scars. Then everyone knows I'm not a prissy girl' - Jamie Burge
 
' commmon. i'm cute, im not weird and and i'm clean...........common at least try me.......i'm a lovable french canadian'

--never works, except for my girlfriend,.....i still dont get it..

 
Is it me or saying a thing like that to a girl is definately weird??

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
On veut des détails croutillant!!!!

non, pas varaiment...

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
haha, quebec you're a munt!! lol, that is so funny. Dude_Le_Skibum's onto a winner though I think, haha, I'm gonna try some of those today and see if I get beat up.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
qui?? moi,ça, mais c'est non possible....

this is taken from a simpson episode where ralph is not good enought for his french class...

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
Hahhaah yah maybe she never saw it going in that direction.....but notice how she never actually said no to it???? AHAHHAHAHA ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
bryan gallant (17) picks up college chicks that are way older then him with his, ask him for some pickup lines...

-Andy

'Head of the Talk like a 1337 Surfer Hax0r d00d revolution'

Give a w00t to the FreeCoast Freeride Team
 
i just walk up and say 'hi my names Chris'

'you could have a bowling ball fall on your nuts from a 2 story building and not feel a thing'- Midwest Jibber

*Props to the crazed poasting bros*

'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

 
yo Lineski, was that a typo or something coz that made NO sense, lol

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
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