Pick-up Lines

Parkin

Parkin

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If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can I cum in between the holidays.

Give me some more good ones to use. Nothin better than gettin straight to the point. Oh and uh if a chick came up to you and said that...what the hell would your reaction be?

 
I have a penis. You have a vagina. If we put those two together, we'd be having sex. What do ya say?

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
 
Wanna beer?

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
 
me: 'Hello, my name is Chris. I like long walks on the beach and fucking you.'

Girl: 'Fucking me?'

Me: 'Yes, DID I STUDDER!'

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
 
the first one and the last one didn't work......i dunno why

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
 
Hom much chunch could a munch chunch munch if a munch chunch munched some chunch...soo yea, you..

me...dinnertable?

 
excuse me, but do you have any Canadian in you? do you WANT some Canadian in you?

i thought that was funny...but most girls wouldn't

~juliet~

 
I would go for that one! HAHAHAHAHHA j/k

Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
it seems i've lost my hone#....could i borrow yours?.........or how abouta......welll i definitely want to sleep with you, but i gotta meet your friends first....got it? work with that

 
'is that a keg in your pants cause I wanna tap that ass'-freeze lifty of the month's worst pick up line

-P|A|T MELVIN

=======)WBPFILMS(=======

Me: Who are you to tell me what I do and what I don't

Bryan Gallant: I'm Bryan Gallant Of SASfilms.com... THat's who I am. I'm also a Lumberjack.
 
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir???

# Kami asked me to be the leader of the new crazed posting brother #

- Do you think skiing has gottewn cooler during the last two year??

-Yes, I like to see skiers at the olympics, they are riding so fast.

-Well, I guess it's cool....
 
The colours of your shoes puts the beauty of your eyes in evidence...

# Kami asked me to be the leader of the new crazed posting brother #

- Do you think skiing has gottewn cooler during the last two year??

-Yes, I like to see skiers at the olympics, they are riding so fast.

-Well, I guess it's cool....
 
ha! do you guys ever get any girl to talk to you? not at all?? no? i'm not surprized. what i am surprized at is that chris still has a girlfriend......hey hennie, wanna beer?

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picky people pick peter pan peanut butter, 'tis the peanut buttr picky people pick.
 
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you.

Lick your finger wipe it on her and then say we got to get you out of those wet clothes.

Whats the best thing about a 12 year old girl in a shower. You slick her hair back and she looks 8.

These are all from snowboarder magazine. I really dont see how the last one would ever work or how its even a pickup line, but they were pretty damn funny. There was more too, but i dont remember em all.

 
your father must have been a theif, he stole the tyres off the car and put them on your lips. That one's never worked yet,

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
actually, if you're phatt like me and SkierX and yellowsnow and mikey, it's the chicks coming up with the pick up lines.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
Dude! Right On! The phatt pose needs no peaking to pick up the chicks! They see that and bingo! They become a dog in heat!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
Oh and that was totally supposed to be SPEAKING... not 'Peaking'!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
hey bitch...

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

 
guy:I have a magic watch and it tells me that your not wearing a bra

girl:nope your wrong because I am

guy:sorry, my magic watch must be an hour fast

'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
 
There's a party in my pants, or I'll let you drive my tank!! haha

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
Skodeo! that was soooo shibb! Tim, ya reckon we could get away with that one cause we're so phly??

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
haha sorry Im from vermont, never heard that one before

'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
 
isant there some way to tell what age cougar you have to pick up...i think it has somthing to do with ur weigt in stones and ur age

*Props to the crazed poasting bros*

'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

 
haha MC, i don't use pick up lines at all. i think its lame....if you're gonna go over and talk to a girl, introduce yourself......offer to buy a drink and get seom conversation going. swap the #'s and you're good to go. maybe when we meet up i'll go and hit on some random chicks. i tend to do that from time to time. oh and by the way, you know you would fall for my lines lol.

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
 
If you were a booger, I would pick you.

Ive heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

that always works well on guys

 
of course theure lame bitchass...thats the point

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

 
Yeah, tey're like sooooo lame that they're rad-as to use jokingly! But us phly people don't use them on real girlies, cause we don't need do be any phatter!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
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