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Head69

Head69

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is that a keg in your back pocket, cause i want to tap that

the word of the day is legs, now lets go back to my place and spread the word

**BCA**
 
do you wear shoes or sandals

cuz i really wanna no

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
holy shit that alot.

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the invaders are the oppisite of my penis. the invaders are realy soft and cant be larger than 178 cm.
 
do u work for u.p.s.??

cuz i saw u checking out my package

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Sean

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^lol wtf

n yeha that was a really long list

there has been a ton of threads on this topic tho so try search bar if there are any caleb didnt say

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
you with the boobs, got two nipples for a dime?

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
this one works if your going camping and want to hook up with a chick

i can see your good at puttin up tents. can you help me pitch mine?

S-Status, mon.
 
s s s s s s search b b b b b bar

Peace Love Ski

My pokemon cards bring all the geeks to the yard, an they're like, wanna trade cards?, damn right lets trade cards, i'll trade you but not

charizard!
 
hey do you have any italian in you??

do you want some...?

allllrrriiigggghhhhtttt

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no

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Sean

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in the words of leon phelps.

Hey baby, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

It looks like somebody took two fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.

 
You hold a button from a machine to your crouch and say... ''You turn me on''

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Learn the truth.

watch FREEDOM SPEECH TV

or fdtv.com

 
if you worked at subway youd turn my 6 inch into a foot long

i just realized this...pussyfooter has 2 names, one with 5 thousand posts and one with 2 thousand. that's a fucking ton.

-ElGato

 
nooo you ruined...hey sweet thang can i buy you a fish sandwhich

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
meh i remember fish sandwich so just googled it and found that quote, didn't even notice if it said sweet thang. all i cared about was fish sandwich

 
doesnt matter man anyone who puts a leon phelps quote in is cool in my book

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No risk, No reward

i am a demublicandepentantomunist

 
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