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pirates dont say 'eh' eh. they say ARRR!.

fuckin-eh

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
 
right, now back to the topic on hand, ne offense

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
americans are always like say about when they talk to u.

'But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.'
-Bob Dylan

 
aye? eh is actually aye, eh?

oh eh-oy.

'aye' is just how we spell 'eh'

ok-eh?

aye/eh

aye = eh. spelled differently - said the same (unless your a pirate or a fussy speller not-from-New-Zealand)

'Eh-aye-oy' said the canadian/kiwi/maori oy!

same

P H A T T !!!!!

My Momma's Phatter than yours!
 
omg that was the most confusing post on earth, eh?

Aye it was captain.

Im talking to myself eh?

Aye Aye captain.

'But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.'
-Bob Dylan

 
jesus, i just read all this thread an i wouldnt want to date a woman fro quebec, 'commit or die', thats just scary man, i feel for u quebec

'But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.'
-Bob Dylan

 
pirates say: 'aye' 'ahoy matey' 'Arrrr' 'Shiver me timbers' 'LAND HOOOOOOOOOOOO'. lol, phattbevan's pic is awesome! Sorry bout getting off topic again...

¥äÃÓµ
 
What ever happened to 'hi, how are you?' Or 'hey, wanna dance' (if you're in a club)?

'Love is the womb of violence'
 
why? you must not have been saying it in a nice manner.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
not true. I could have been saying it in the nicest possible way, but been saying to their breasts

 
Theres your problem. You must resist the urge, however tempting, to stand there and stare at her breasts. They just don't seem to appreciate them as much as we do :)

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
having tits is a pain in the ass, you guys have no clue, bow annoying they get.

ex. you wanna wear this one dress but your 'too big' so u don't fit.

ex. when you get 'grabded' on 'accedent' it hurts!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
Ahhhh.... us men are so pigs.

Happy pigs.

'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
 
You said grab 'on' accident. Does anyone else say that? I say grab 'by' accident. and by far the best way to pick up girls is in whistler while you are riding a scooter with light up wheels. BY FAR.

 
do all u guys have dates to homecoming? haha i am such a loser i don't have a date to mine haha

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
I am from Canada, so what is homecoming? Whatever it is I find it hard to believe that you don't have anyone to go with.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
homecoming is the first dance of the year. it is right after i big home coming football game. ya i am a huge reject at my skool, no guys like me, it is really quite sad.

what is your guys first dance called?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
Just ask any guy that is single he'll say yes trust me. My theory is almost any girl can get any guy but no guy can get any girl he wants.

'Did someone just call here and say they wanted to pour jello on my naked wife?'
 
At my school there isn't a specific name for it. I think it is just called the Fall dance. I don't really pay attention to the names.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
the only time guys talk to me at my skool, is when they are making fun of me. and beleive me they will say no. ya i think we have a fall dance too, but later on i think it is prom. only upper classmen can go. under classmen can only go if they go with an upperclass men

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
wow now that no1 is saying ne thing, i feel realy stupid

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
I don't think it is because of what you said that people aren't responding.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
'The colour of your shoes put your beautiful eyes in evidence.'

Cédric Tremblay-Fournier

'I’ve been doing it all for a long time. When I jump I look higher than everyone because I’m smaller.' -Vinni
 
i just got asked to homecoming last night! it was the sweetest thing ever too! he put a rose and a burned cd on my car that i found when i got off work, and like when i put the cd in, it had one song on it, which is my most favorite song, 'Be Like that' by 3 doors down & then when i got home there was a card right by the garage code opener thing that said, will ya go to homecoming with me' so of course, i said yes! hehe anyways, good luck getting asked anjelica! i'm sure you will

*brooke*

'Punks not dead.. but it doesn't mean its cool.'- David Olin
 
congrats, that is reallt sweet of him. i would not be suprized if i go by myself. omg i asked all my 'friends' at skool if they wanted to spend the night on friday. cause on sundasy it is my birthday. like 20 other girls said 'no' that they are already doing stuff with the other girls. dude, how depressing is that! now while my twin has 2 of her friends over i am stuck by myself! i am such a LOSER!!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
You know what works EVERY time.

Maxim has a little page in every issue that tells you what to say if you are trying to impress a girl by telling you are have an awsome job (ie NASA space dude, brain surgeon, etc.) If you use those, you'll get some every month, or ten times a year, or how ever many issues they have a year.

 
Look to George on Seinfeld. His character's entire life is about lying about his career. Architecture is always good. The one where he faked he was a marine biologist was hilarious.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
dont worry angelica high school bullshit doesnt matter anyway... meet someone out of school, it is way better and there's a lot less stress on teh realtionship

co-leader of youth for the support of fraggle rock

'But I would not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned.'
-Bob Dylan
 
ya the one boyfriend i have had went to a different skool. it sucked i never got to see him. heh he turns 17 the day i turn 15. it sucked even worse cause at the time he could not drive and now he only has his temps.

hey ya dspin you can come to my birthday you only live like 15 mins away

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
'When I go out with the great Harvey, however, girls come on to me just because of association.'

I also use this method.

Matt

 
With all they ladies you get, Harvey, I don't know how you can still remember any of thier names.

 
yeah my homecoming is in a week or something like that. but i am new at my schol so not to many people know me but in study ahll this girl was trying to find a date for her friend to homecoming and asked me and i said i guess and then they found out i was freshman and were like nevermid. dammit!!

'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
 
i saw the hottest girl today at a football game. shit she was fine

-Pat-

'all the independent women in the house...show us your tits and shut your motherfuckin mouths!'
 
yeah in canada do most of you guys go to HS football games? it seems like everyone in my school is there so its pretty cool place to hang out. but donesnt your pro football start in like summer or something?

'I dont want to sound queerish but unicorns kick ass.'- Guy from orgazmo
 
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