Pick Up Chicks

Well seeing as I'm just so hot I get chatted up on the chairs. These 3 chicks were on one with me last year, they asked me what year at uni I was and it was kinda gay when I had to tell 'em I was year 12 at high school, that was pretty crap. Otherwise just don't brag and do cool stuff around the field, they pick you up pretty fast.

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
 
'nice shoes...wanna fuck?'

:-)

'Dumb man gives wife grand piano...smart man gives wife upright organ'
 
Best way to hook up a girl in a bar.

First of all, you have to talk a little bit to her and then you ask her about what she like and what are her dream. Then, you say that you'll do anything to make her dream concrete and blabalabla ... It worked with one of my friend, he hooked the girl like three years ago and they probably get married next summer.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
Another good way is to say : 'Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir.'

Usually it is the girls who use this sentence but it is funny when it is a guy who say it.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
i don't think i'll use a Lady Marmalade line but thanx quebec...anyways...i try to find something in common like a class or something that we do, or some bad we both listen to and say, 'you listen to staind too? Maybe we should hang out sometime...' seems to work for me

I don't get strokes mother fucker!...i give 'em...-Some big black guy

.·´` · . _-·´¯`·-Justin Montgomery-·`¯´·-_ . · `´·.
 
i just be myself and the girls come crawling for me.....well, it's worked a few times......i guess it helps that i'm a funny bastard...not as funny as Schwags though.

Darry Hunt
[T.V.] 'It's 10 O'clock. Do You know where Your Kids Are?'
[Homer] 'I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY, NO!!!!!'
 
pay one of your friends 10 bucks to push them from behind into your arms. Then you say 'good catch on my part' too bad ive never tried this.

-member of bluetorch revolution
-Leader of overpriced ski revoluton
 
JKust go in party and dance with the girl and when you leave the dancing floor, ask her if she want something to drink. I did it once with two girl that were lesbian and my dance was really explicit.... one of the two laughed but the other seemed angry.... still, it was funny as hell.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
go up to her and introduce yourself...

Hi, im an orgasm doner.

or you can use other methods like the shoe commentor you can simply ask her, 'Are you sure you are not a wrecnch because you sure make my nuts titen,

if all else fails say something nice and look like a pansy

peace

skate or die...die die die
peace
Dfresh
 
These are good, but nothing compares to offering a fat chick some alcohol that has never gotten laid or had a drink before in her life. I guarantee you sleep with her, if you want you can give her some old apple cider too and see if she fakes it.

 
I think APPskier is right, pay your mate to push her into you, that works aye, me and one of my boyz did it last season. They know what you're up to straight away but think it's funny so no worries!

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
 
Women like guys who have good senses of humour, and just be themselves. All the girls that I now say that pickup lines definately do not work. Later.

-matt

'I know a guy named Pedro who looks like a monkey.'
 
ya, from a girls piont of view:

i loves guy with a sence of humor, i have only been told those cheese lines once. and i did nothing with them let alone ask their names. like i really bad with guys, the 2 guys i have hooked up with, were like i barely knew them and they were just really nice to me, like i just got to know them. you can't go up to a girl and say that sort of stuff to her, it is really insaulting, like calling her a slut. this is just in my opion. i rarely ever have guys coming up to me, asking me stuff.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
the pushing the girl into you, is not that bad, but just becareful you don't upset the poor girl.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
another rule: never ever say ne thing mean about her apperance, (i know this is on picking up a girl) it really hurts a girl went you call her fat or ugly, or short or something like that

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
I think it's funny how people say all that girls are looking for someone with a sense of humor and who just acts like themselves. I mean when girls walk by, do check out their chest and their ass, or do you pick out the fattest, ugliest one and say 'gee I bet that girl has a good sense of humor.' Or 'wow I bet she acts real all the time.' Those things are vital to any long term relationship, but lets be honest one of the major downfalls of our society is that first impressions are based solely on appearance. Everybody does it, it's just human nature.

 
wow good point

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
but the thing is the only guys i have hooked up with or gone out with were ugly, maybe it is cause they were the only ones nice enough to take a chance with me

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
i've found 'nice jugs' works every time - for a hand job any way. that's what you meant aye?

a hand job on the face?

*slap slap slap*

he he he !!!

P H A T T ! ! ! ! !

My Momma's Phatter than yours!
 
phattbevan can only pick up those women he posted in the 'hottest GF post'

What choo talkin' 'bout Willis?
Water Water Everywhere. So why don't you go take a bath?
 
obviously it's all about appearance at first, but then once u get to know people, u realize that there's very few girls that are really hot that u can actually have a good conversation with. most of the time after talking to them for more than 5 minutes, u definitely wanna punch them in the face and go watch the simpsons or something. i don't think this is because the person has a boring personality, or is not smart - in my opinion it's because all of their lives, they've had people liking them solely based on looks, and have therefore not had to be interesting, or even had the opportunity to share their real personalities for fear of what the reaction of friends will be. it boils down to living in a superficial society..

who knows, maybe this is just an extremely cynical point of view on everything.

 
I think skiboardingbitch is right, you gotta think about the chick as well instead of just yourself. guys are right jerks most of the time and I know heaps of my friends who've been really hurt by guys doing stuff like that, just be careful aye coz chicks are cool!

'When people say you have a one track mind, tell them they're only half right. Skiing leaves 2 tracks!' - Seth Morrison
 
I wish I knew how to pick up women.

I'm just too damn shy, and when they look at me across the bar or something, I just look away and go get another beer.

I suck ass...

'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
 
Hey, MDfresh, instead of ordering another beer, buy two and give one of them to the girl and start talking a little bit with her...

It's just like skiing dude... commit or die.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
From a chicks point of view...

just pretend you're interested.Act like you actually care about what we are saying. And always ALWAYS!!tell us we have a beeeeooootiful smile

 
My advice was not really to help MDfresh to pick a girl but more to help him to be less shy... this sentence does not work but I dont care.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
this is a true story: last weekend i went to go see a movie with some of my friends and TWICE within an hour some girls freaked out and said that we were so hot and all this shit. just out of the blue. i like to tell everyone that now because other than that, i don't usually have good luck with the ladies.

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Nik
 
My and Tim are from the phattest southern hemisphere nation of Nueseeland! Others known as new zealand. But we're not the only ones who say 'aye'. Canadians, you may have noticed, are also stereotyped for saying 'aye' after every sentence. Although Kiwi's also use it in the middle of senteces like tim did in his post, something i've never heard a canadian do!

Kiwi's also say 'oy' a lot, before or after talking to someone. so if you get a canadian-kiwi, you get something like:

'Oy have you got the time aye?'

'12 o'clock Aye'

'aye!! It's still pretty early oy'

'yeah oy'

'aye i like it early though oy'

'aye-oy?'

'same'

'stuff!'

'aye?'

'oy?'

'aaaaayeeee!!!'

'aye-oy!'

'aye-oy!!'

My Momma's Phatter than yours!
 
haha ya you could

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head....~
 
I just flex my muscles and I have girls all over me. When I go out with the great Harvey, however, girls come on to me just because of association.

 
haha i just read this thread for the first time

and i just wanted to tell doug that word on the streets [ahem little A.Golden] is you're a ladies man!

too shy...

suuurrre

*emily BENNETT
Butterflies, zebras, and moonbeams...and
Fairytales, that's all she
Ever thinks about,
Riding with the wind...'
Little Wing-Jimi Hendrix
 
Hey, I resent that!

I had some luck in highschool, and university, but now that I'm in the real world of having to meet people at bars, I got nothin'. And Quebec: you're right, but I just can't handle walking up to girls at bars.

'Who ordered the turkey club?' the waitress yelled across the small diner.
'I did!' The man excitedly replied.
Promptly, an over-excited turkey ran out from the back and beat the man to death with a large wooden bat.
 
get drunk and commit.

I did not say get drunk and vomit ok

comit, not vomit. just wanna be sure that you understand.

:) Cédric Tremblay-Fournier :)
 
to get some of the really hot girls around my town you have to drive a lexus and smoke pot

add up all your hate, all your anger, all of your frustration and multiply it by 17.
i am a little boy
 
phattbevan, canadians dont saye aye, the say 'eh?'. Which is just as bad, eh? the only people i know that say 'aye' are pirates...
 
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