Pick My New Name!

_kevin_

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Basically, I've grown tired of my name. It's been 7 years and now it's time for a change. Instead of picking my own name, I want you, my awesome and adoring fans, to pick my name for me. List your choices down below and I along with the friends will pick the best 5 names for you guys to vote on! The winner will get the prize of having their choice be my name for whatever period of time, ultimately gaining instant and forever fame. You are welcome.

**This thread was edited on Jul 11th 2019 at 6:43:49pm
 
Ah thanks for clarifying, I thought that you golfed while you skiied.

**This post was edited on Jul 11th 2019 at 1:38:52am
 
14044168:Young_IPMC said:
Fun’s over guys, he made a bot post. Advanced one too, they had me for a minute there.

Yeah he has a couple bot posts. I'm kinda surprised how he found that skiierman post
 
14044168:Young_IPMC said:
Fun’s over guys, he made a bot post. Advanced one too, they had me for a minute there.

I wasn't even going to give you a response since you're a pretty lame excuse for a troll compared to others, both here and elsewhere, but while I have you, let's see If I can't give you some kind of reality check.

As far as I know, you're the same person who trolls under multiple different usemames, whichever isn't permabanned at the time. I don't know If you're 12 or 29, so maybe you'll grow out of it. You do it because you can and you'd never be and you'll never be able to say these things in real life without someone beating your overweight or scrawny ass to a pulp, like I would if you said something like that to my face. You just sit there in your Iittle comer of glee waiting to elicit a response from someone, hoping to pigue their anger, fury, whatever. You do the because you're bored, or unhappy with your Iife in it's current state, misery loves company. But someday, you'll be on your deathbed and you'll think to yourself on some level, conscious or subconscious, "I wish I had spent less time trying to be an asshole on the internet and more time experiencing life. But at that point it'll be too late, and you'll be gone. The value of your Iife is a sum of your actions and experiences. No one will remember all the hours you spent being an unfunny little shit on the intemet and no one will want to. You will slide into nothingness with pangs of regret filling your soul, not the happy satisfaction of a Iife well lived .

I tell you this in the hopes that someday you'll change and be happier, a lot of people just go through a phase like this.

TLDR: You haven't gotten to me, you will die alone regretting your lack of life experience if you don't make some Iife changes, and hopefully me telling you this will help you change. Good luck you queer cunt motherfucker.
 
14044306:_john_ said:
I wasn't even going to give you a response since you're a pretty lame excuse for a troll compared to others, both here and elsewhere, but while I have you, let's see If I can't give you some kind of reality check.

As far as I know, you're the same person who trolls under multiple different usemames, whichever isn't permabanned at the time. I don't know If you're 12 or 29, so maybe you'll grow out of it. You do it because you can and you'd never be and you'll never be able to say these things in real life without someone beating your overweight or scrawny ass to a pulp, like I would if you said something like that to my face. You just sit there in your Iittle comer of glee waiting to elicit a response from someone, hoping to pigue their anger, fury, whatever. You do the because you're bored, or unhappy with your Iife in it's current state, misery loves company. But someday, you'll be on your deathbed and you'll think to yourself on some level, conscious or subconscious, "I wish I had spent less time trying to be an asshole on the internet and more time experiencing life. But at that point it'll be too late, and you'll be gone. The value of your Iife is a sum of your actions and experiences. No one will remember all the hours you spent being an unfunny little shit on the intemet and no one will want to. You will slide into nothingness with pangs of regret filling your soul, not the happy satisfaction of a Iife well lived .

I tell you this in the hopes that someday you'll change and be happier, a lot of people just go through a phase like this.

TLDR: You haven't gotten to me, you will die alone regretting your lack of life experience if you don't make some Iife changes, and hopefully me telling you this will help you change. Good luck you queer cunt motherfucker.

the first bot thats turing complete found on NS...
 
14044306:_john_ said:
I wasn't even going to give you a response since you're a pretty lame excuse for a troll compared to others, both here and elsewhere, but while I have you, let's see If I can't give you some kind of reality check.

As far as I know, you're the same person who trolls under multiple different usemames, whichever isn't permabanned at the time. I don't know If you're 12 or 29, so maybe you'll grow out of it. You do it because you can and you'd never be and you'll never be able to say these things in real life without someone beating your overweight or scrawny ass to a pulp, like I would if you said something like that to my face. You just sit there in your Iittle comer of glee waiting to elicit a response from someone, hoping to pigue their anger, fury, whatever. You do the because you're bored, or unhappy with your Iife in it's current state, misery loves company. But someday, you'll be on your deathbed and you'll think to yourself on some level, conscious or subconscious, "I wish I had spent less time trying to be an asshole on the internet and more time experiencing life. But at that point it'll be too late, and you'll be gone. The value of your Iife is a sum of your actions and experiences. No one will remember all the hours you spent being an unfunny little shit on the intemet and no one will want to. You will slide into nothingness with pangs of regret filling your soul, not the happy satisfaction of a Iife well lived .

I tell you this in the hopes that someday you'll change and be happier, a lot of people just go through a phase like this.

TLDR: You haven't gotten to me, you will die alone regretting your lack of life experience if you don't make some Iife changes, and hopefully me telling you this will help you change. Good luck you queer cunt motherfucker.

I just got the most generic roast of all time. Shiit
 
14044306:_john_ said:
I wasn't even going to give you a response since you're a pretty lame excuse for a troll compared to others, both here and elsewhere, but while I have you, let's see If I can't give you some kind of reality check.

As far as I know, you're the same person who trolls under multiple different usemames, whichever isn't permabanned at the time. I don't know If you're 12 or 29, so maybe you'll grow out of it. You do it because you can and you'd never be and you'll never be able to say these things in real life without someone beating your overweight or scrawny ass to a pulp, like I would if you said something like that to my face. You just sit there in your Iittle comer of glee waiting to elicit a response from someone, hoping to pigue their anger, fury, whatever. You do the because you're bored, or unhappy with your Iife in it's current state, misery loves company. But someday, you'll be on your deathbed and you'll think to yourself on some level, conscious or subconscious, "I wish I had spent less time trying to be an asshole on the internet and more time experiencing life. But at that point it'll be too late, and you'll be gone. The value of your Iife is a sum of your actions and experiences. No one will remember all the hours you spent being an unfunny little shit on the intemet and no one will want to. You will slide into nothingness with pangs of regret filling your soul, not the happy satisfaction of a Iife well lived .

I tell you this in the hopes that someday you'll change and be happier, a lot of people just go through a phase like this.

TLDR: You haven't gotten to me, you will die alone regretting your lack of life experience if you don't make some Iife changes, and hopefully me telling you this will help you change. Good luck you queer cunt motherfucker.

How long did it take you to translate this from Indian?
 
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14044766:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Wow someone copied and pasted my response. What kind of internet award do I get for that?

keep producing/inciting good copypasta and I'll make sure you're rewarded
 
14044995:STONERDOOM said:
FUCK U DOGFART U R DOGFART NOW AND THE NAME WILL STICK TO U UR ENTIRE LIFE. ACCEPT IT DOGFART U R DOGFART. OK DOGFART

Since dugfert and _kevin_ got the top vote, I had to flip a coin. Sorry bud, maybe next time.
 
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