Physical tomorrow...

i actually have mine tomorrow too. i dread this day every year and the doc i go to usually takes over an hour and a half to call you in after the time your appointment was sceduled for. it sucks
 
don't even get me started. i had to get a physical at the beginning of the month, and my regular doctor wasn't there. so they were like he won't be here, we'll get you someone else since it's just a physical. i walk in, and it's a girl. not just any girl, a HOT ass doctor. i am just like oh god dammit. everything is going good and she is like alright time for the good part, laughing. and basically it took everything in my power to not get a boner...
 
i've been pretty lucky with my physicals. last two they havent even made me take off my pants. didnt touch me either.
 
well, if it makes you feel any better, the last time i had a physical, i had to get my second HPV shot and the nurse refused to give it to me in my arm so i'm like..fuck really? are you really going to give me a shot in the butt? i drop my pants, she gives me the shot and i pass out with my pants down, in the middle of the doctor's office. COOL. if your physical goes worse than that, lets trade stories.
 
so i think my doctors a dike.... well last year during mine she goes drop ur pants and she like squished my right testi i was like god damn it u fuckin dike
 
mmy physical or football they didint have to. they just asked u questions and if he was curious he woulda. but he didint
 
is this an American thing? I live in the UK and I've never had a physical, well except that one time in the shower...

oh shit...
 
u have to have a physical to play high school sports in america at least every one i no of has to take one
 
Yeah they're supposed to give it to you in the butt.

no homo.

Either way it fuckin hurts like hell.
 
i always had a guy. everytime i was bummed out. just be thankful you don't have to get a finger up the bum, that was an awkward visit. i didn't feel the same for at least a month.
 
Yeah in America you have to get one every year, at least in high school for school sports. Then you get one when you are heading to college to check for TB.

My physical was awkward again. Doctor was telling me about testi cancer...Showed me how to check myself....did not need the extra ball touching by a dude.
 
ahh i just had mine last monday

and let me tell you, it actually wasnt tthhaattttt bad

i did all this random stuff, like eye tests and ear checks and stuff, and then the very last thing they did was the "testicle" as the call them (haha), check

he like fondled each one individually, it was kind of wierd

and i had to wear the most retarded thing ever, it was like one of those little hospital robe things, but it was really small and awkward...

haha......

HAVE FUN!
 
it took me like a minute to come to, i'm really scared of needles. all the nurses felt bad because here i am, a new patient, passed out on their floor with no pants on. i switched doctors and had them give me the last HPV shot in my arm. one of the most humiliating things i think i have ever done.
 
oh man, don't even get me started. my dad has good taste in doctors... meaning i've got a hot one. and she's young as fuck

 
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