phrases that piss you off

reading all of those just got me very angry...

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''Main Line is Open!'
Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
 
same difference

almost exactly

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SPECIAL SKILLS: Can be blown away by a shotgun at close range without dying
 
Plus I hate is when you are walking home from school or work and it's dark outside and all of the sudden HUGE FUCKIN SLOTH COMES OUT AND STICKS HIS 5 INCH CLAWS UP YOUR COCO PIT AND THEN HE STARTS GIGGLING AND THEN HE RUNS AWAY WITH YOUR SOUL OOOH I'M GONNA CATCH THAT DARN SLOTH DANGNABBIT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
People in Pennsylvania that can't say 'TO BE' for the life of them. Example-

'That car needs washed' instead of 'That car needs TO BE Washed' or

'That needs done', etc. How fucking stupid are you that you can't say 'to be'

One more thing- people that say irregardless. It is a double negative, bitch.

 
^^^if someone says 'can i ask you a question', just go: ' you just did'... and that will be the end of that.

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
haha reading all these makes me angry too^^^^^ whoever said it up there.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
theres this commercial in vermont area about this lady that went to the army. she talks about how she 'Went from wanting to be a civilian, to wanting to be a soldier' inbetween her list of things she talks like this 'Then I get to go hooommmeee an' put on a pair of jeaaaanns an'..' she drawes out the word before and, and then says an' really fast. sounds almost spanish, like en. I don't klnow maybe it's just me, but for some reason it makes me want to punch our tv.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
'fair is fair' - usually it isn't fair

'you are who your friends are' - my dad says this a lot, and I'm really not who my friends are.

'secrets don't make friends...but friends make secrets' - hate that.

and napoleon dynamite quotes of course.

THE POWER IS YOURS!
 
Oh the start of the that song by U2. They try to act like their Spanish by trying to do simple counting from 1 to 4 but say 14 instead of 4. Possibly the most fake band I have ever witnessed.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
o come on, are you gonna take all that U2 has done and throw it out because of that? i thought it was funny...

another is: im ugly, do you think im ugly? man, stop reaching for compliments!

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

yea, i let my friends watch sometimes when they get bored. ive rented out some bleachers for them to sit in actually, im thinking of making big foam hands with 'no jaime! not in there!' written on them. -dynastarconcept

 
Im glad other people are on the same page as me on the napoleon dynamite thing. I saw it soon as it came out near me, and now sences its out on DVD and clips on TV eveyone is saying lines form it.

 
yeah kids alll saying im rick james bitch was mad annoying because that skit doesnt come close to being as funny as some of his others

word

HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
 
Skiierman, U2's begining was done in tribute to someone (I believe the producer of the album, it was his fourteenth album he had worked with U2 or something along those lines), it not just that the band was being dumb. Its the same type of reason Sum41 named their album Chuck (a sign of respect for UN peacekeeper that saved their lives). While I agree its a bit annoying, having found out the reason makes it much more understandable, unlike many of the other things that have been listed in this thread.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
there's no more beer

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
when stupid girls say like 'im stupid, or no one likes me'...and its really obvoius that there waiting for u to contradict them so the feel good about there selves

yay skiing

 
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