Photography Meme Time!

Hey I was trying to find that one meme which had a photographer and a barber. They said: "Nice pictures, you must have nice camera", and then the photographer answered something like: "nice scissors, you must be really good"

It was in this thread? and lolz
 
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This thread must contain the Ken Rockwell Facts:

[*]Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

[*]Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

[*]Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

[*]Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

[*]Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

[*]Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

[*]Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

[*]Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

[*]Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

[*]Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

[*]When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

[*]Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

[*]Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

[*]Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once

[*]Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

[*]Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

[*]Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

[*]Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

[*]Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

[*]Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

[*]When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

[*]Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

[*]On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

[*]Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

[*]When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

[*]For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

[*]Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

[*]Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

[*]Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

[*]The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

[*]Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

[*]A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell

[*]Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

[*]Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

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