Phone game!

[mikee]

Im sure youve all played that game at camp or something where you sit in a circle and whisper into the person next to you's ear a phrase and then it goes arond and ends up fucked up in the cazzoyas! Well we are gonna do that NS style. What I do is I say a phrase and then we deform it by one letter or a few letters to another word that is similar and see how fucked up it can get. k here we start with:

babies come from high trees

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

 

[MistaSkier]

ladies come from high trees

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 

[cj]

babies conform high trees

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

 

[cj]

hmm, i dont think this is going to work

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

 

[MistaSkier]

No, me neither.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 

[Krongos]

babies cum in high trees

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

 

[mikee]

ah, too many people. Haha, I gave it a shot.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

 

[mikee]

babies cum on high trees.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

 

[cj]

i cum on this thread

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

 

[FreshCoast]

CJ cums on babies

__________________________

Andrew

 

[skierdudeguy]

cj cums when high on weed

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

CJ cums on babies after smoking trees.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

babies get BJ from trees?

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13

 

[SaraJ]

Trees give BJ to kitties?

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 

[MistaSkier]

You didn't know that trees give BJ to kitties? Man, you've been lost all your life.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 

[SaraJ]

so that's what my cat was doing up in that tree!!

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 

[MistaSkier]

Of course.

Would you like freedom fries with that?

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

you totally wrecked it. Lets use your signature.

Would you dike freedom fries with that?

FARP Trailer

'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13

 

[SaraJ]

would you like scrotum fries with that?

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 

[PuNkStA]

would you like a freedom fry with that scrotum?

 

[cj]

would you like to fry my scrotum?

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 

[Muppet]

would you like to say hi to my scrotum

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.

 

[mikee]

would you pay to say hi to my scrotum?

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

 

[Newskoolkavana]

would you die if you saw my scrotum

-ryan kavana

 

[EastCoastPride]

There's a bowtie on the totum pole.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club

 

[mikee]

theres a boat in the water hole.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

 

[EastCoastPride]

Call him butter cuz he's on a roll.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club

 

[Newskoolkavana]

theres pornographic images on that scroll

-ryan kavana

 

[Bangor]

thats a friggin ugly troll

____________

*Official Skiier*

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

someone suck my scrotum pole

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 

[Ghost]

that's a fricken ugly mole.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 

[seward]

who the fuck is bob dole?

What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

 

[Newskoolkavana]

im a hick so i chew skoll

-ryan kavana

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

i refuse to pay the toll

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 

[Newskoolkavana]

..fine but youll have to wrestle the troll

-ryan kavana

 

[Ghost]

my uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 

[ThisAngelicRage]

my uncle's sack is kinda small

BURNINATOR!

 

[rossignolscratch]

my uncles rack is kinda small

i cant wait for next season...

 

[FreeSkier8547]

my uncle's mack is kinda trulall

Aj_Concepts has a gay mullet

 

[mattster]

my scak is so large i trip and fall !

 

[EastCoastPride]

I needed new shoes so I went to the mall.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club

 

[mattster]

thats funny cause this guy^^ has only one ball

 

[rsd]

thats kinda funny cuz this guy has no balls

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime

 

[Newskoolkavana]

if you dont have an anus you have to crawl

-ryan kavana

 

[PuNkStA]

when you see his anus^ your dick 'ill be hella small.

 

[Melvs]

there's a planet called uranus that's sold in malls.

-Pat

WBP|films

 

[PuNkStA]

hugh heffner strolls naked through the halls.

 

[Muppet]

hugh heffner rolls naked throgh the halls

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.

 

[PuNkStA]

hugh heffner rapes ken barbie dolls.

 

[schlonginator]

mommmy is little inbred ass-licking butt-fucker

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '

 

[EastCoastPride]

mommy is cooler than schlonginator.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club