Phone game!

[PuNkStA]

mommy locked me in da 'frigerator

 

[PuNkStA]

Im the hella biggest masturbater

 

[SaraJ]

lime is the hell tool for masturbators

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'

-Jmwski57

skihood.com

 

[PuNkStA]

I think its time to rape those beggars

 

[Newskoolkavana]

penguins are accually boot---leggers

-ryan kavana

 

[PuNkStA]

bullshit, you call that clean nigger?

 

[Rogge]

fuck that, im a nihast whigger

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR

 

[iAlmostLanded]

screw that shit, my penis is bigger

 

[schlonginator]

and mine is thicker

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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '

 

[BrodyLeven]

i'd fuck you up if i pulled this trigger

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 

[3ski6guy0]

^youd fuck a cow if its utter was bigger

Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!

 

[*cowboy*]

If the cow was bigger, you'd screw him in the uterus

*Insert wity Signature here*

 

[SkiWithAir]

Look at that wigger he is licking the uterus

hmm...SKI...

 

[rossignolscratch]

he shook his wiener,and hes licking his penus

i cant wait for next season...

 

[EastCoastPride]

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

Men drink at bars, Women suck our penis

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 

[mattster]

^ this guys name is really eanus

 

[PurpleSkier]

^id grab your anus with my kungfu grip

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin

 

[EastCoastPride]

The floor is slippery, try not to slip.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club

 

[Newskoolkavana]

no im sorry your not accually on an acid trip

-ryan kavana

 

[mattster]

trip? no way ill just grab that door hinge

 

[iAlmostLanded]

your kung fu grip grabbed newskoolkavana's clit

 

[iAlmostLanded]

of course this is all while mattster is suckin on his own dick

 

[mattster]

if i could do that id never leave my home ^^

 

[*cowboy*]

Wait a sec while i pick up the phone

*Insert wity Signature here*

 

[teresak2]

your moms an ugly old crone

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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?

Me: Montana

Man: Oh… so your from Canada?

Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'

 

[mattster]

slolamstar what the fuck is a croune ?

 

[Bob_Loblaw]

never leave mattster alone

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 

[Newskoolkavana]

cause you dont want to hear him moan

-ryan kavana

 

[UpDawg]

bla bla bla bla im too drunk to understaadn tiwh theard

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

 

[Melvs]

you don't want to answer teh phone

-Pat

WBP|films

 

[PurpleSkier]

my nipples are made of bone

Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin

What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie