Phistler = the rain capitol of the world.

Detective

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whistler sucks, small jumps and nothing but rain. I refuse to ski there unless I am drunk anymore

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
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the bike park is sick tho...i think some of the tables are bigger than on the glaicer..

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
 
The bike park is definetly really sweet! It doesn't usually rain this much in whistler though.

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I'm not supposed to eat the lego, but the green ones make me horny.

'It's like I'm Shane McConkey, and you are Saucerboy!'-Dan the ski tech.
 
RAIN CAPITAL?

Alyeska ALkasa is the rain capital of the world, the mountain is at sea level which means the average temperature is around 30 degrees=wet powder and lots of it and tons of rain all year long

This is fuck'n burgertime bitch and this is fuck'n omar, so sit back grab your dick with a motherfuckin Gangsta grip, cuz this shit is for rizzle my nizzle
 
hmmmmm.... i think jon is gonna move!

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'For me it is just if its sounds good, I listen!' -ski_bum_

 
timboskier, always good for missing the point. ya man, I literally meant whistler was the rain capital of the world.

Well it's finally sunny today, but why go up? go hit some 35 foot tables, and the 8 foot long rail??? no thanks, I'd rather sit home and watch gay porn. And then even if COC goes down early enough to get into their stuff, that one table is still not as big as a lot of things at hood. Whistler is going downhill fast.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
Thats because its fucking July. So stop your bitching because here in Maine and most other areas we only ski in the WINTER.

 
Stop complaining, really. Go live at hood if you want that stuff. Dial your 360/720s or work on that all important style.

'I would be embarrassed to constantly complain about my life considering all the freedom and opportunities we have today. People that can't find anything they enjoy in life simply aren't giving it a real try.' ~Nick 311
 
ya man, I'll get right on dialing my threes. good idea dog.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
ya gangsta, my threes have always been kinda shotty, oh wait, NO!

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get.....

I don't do drugs, just heroin.

Word up to all my fellow wiggas.
 
haha work on his 3s. have you seen any aggressive instincts video of this dude back in the day?

f r e e r i d e z o n e d o t c o m
 
shit man...i gotta work on my 3's mabe ill try a 180 even, i heard landing backwards ons skis is cool

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
 
yea, finally made my shit up there today instead of just slept - and it was bunk. small jumps that are shitty - tons of tourists (it's a sunday so the weekend croud was up), small rails, yea - whatever. i'm not gonna complain anymore, although i'd rather spend my money on booze than skiing for that.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box.
 
Yo Dr. Detective. I think you should really get off the fucking internet and work on your style. You will never get anything out of skiing, especially media love (you know, like in the magazines), if you don't up your style. Man, you are so whack.

 
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Only Dave Murry had small tables the rest of the camps had huge ones. And for shitty rails. Go check out High North before you open your fucken mouth again chump. Maybe actually go to a camp instead of skiing with all the japanese dumbasses in the public park.

 
shutup man, I'm really good. I did a railslide once and made it all the way to the end. yur so stupid I even hit a 15 foot table too I could beat you anyday heavyassfatguy. I did a toxic grab over it too.

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'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.

Blazed
http://www.jibculture.com
 
maybe all you fucks should step up and try and out ski 'D'. I once saw him do a daffy twister spread. I for one am glad it's shit in Whis right now...makes me feel better about being in Ontario golfing every day.

The troll stole my Santa!
 
dude, Whistler is the best place ever. Fuck the rain, don't be a pussy, jsut go ski and have fun. I went and it was overcast, flat light and foggy, but it still kicked ass. And the hits are pretty big (at COC at least).

 
hahahaha yeah dial those threes. build up the steeze. hahaha. but it's definitly about the golf right now, went last week... shot a nice 114... hahaha no really i'm good. I just had my brother steal all of my woods and my pitching wedge.

MD... Dain bramaged.

'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock! who would have guessed?' - Dave Pauls.
 
you guys have got to stop complaining....i'm stuck here in CT where there is no snow and it's 90°F.

any snow would be fun right now....

-bret

 
reedy is right. all the tables are wellfare, excluding coc's booter. but even then it's not worth the ten hour t bar line. two hours of waiting in line and one hour of skiing is piss poor. but i'll be up this weekend anyways because well there is snow and a mountain.

'you make those big pantys look like little pantys'
 
well d00d atleast u could be skiing if u wanted to, I could barely scrap enough money to get a session on the water ramps, I'm golfing all day in good old eastern ontario with barely any percipitation, and even lower amount of snow to boot. So just go ski, if you have lemons make lemonade, if u have 15 foot booters work on easy tricks,

 
what are you talking about shitforbrains? it never rains in mammoth. mammoth is the sunniest ski town ever, tons of pow, tons of sun, sick ass park. reedy you better move your ass down and join the cml.

oh yeah reedy, work on your 360s you pussy. i heard that you havent made it past 180 yet.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
 
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