Lol
It's a slow morning at work with all the snow outside, so I guess you can have what you wanted:
No, I don't work at a hospital. Not anymore, at least. I worked in the EC for about a year and a half. The drug-seeking addicts that come in looking for Dilaudid are some of the most miserable people I have ever encountered. They are not loving life. They are faking illnesses and injuries, and sometimes even going so far as to make themselves actually sick just to get a dose of IV pain meds, which we won't even give them half the time! Haha. It's sickening. The worst part, though, is that most of them think we're completely oblivious and ignorant. They think we believe their poor sob stories about chronic back pain, fibromyalgia (hahahaha), and other blatant bullshit. They yell, complain, refuse tests that would prove they're not sick, waste 10 hours laying in a bed trying to get drugs, and then leave AMA when they get bored.
So, that's cool that you went to Princeton, I guess, even though I don't believe you. I suppose it's also cool that you openly admit you are a drug addict. To each his own. Are you smarter than me? Well, no...but at least you tried!