PhattTim & Brutha J's Badass RoadTrip!

PhattTim

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So it's been decided. We're gonna buy a '69 Volkswagon, 80 seater Bus. Burn around Canada and pick up Newschoolers. Then we're gonna paint 'Shibby' down one side, 'Wickity Wack' down the other side and change the liscense plate to 'Boomshanka', hehe. There will be a 60' Television and PS2 against the back wall and all the seats will be ripped out and turned to beds, hehe, and then a pool table near the front somewhere and maybe a hot tub, yeah, now that would be badass, and we're gonna tour around Canada, park in parking lots and do that forever and ever! Who's keen?? Wikkid!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
haha you know I'm in tim.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
and as Jay said, 'All the girls will want us and all the dudes will want to be us' haha, well said brutha, well said.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
The bus will be the official meeting place for moderator conspiracies.

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Vote rebel!
 
I call the pool table.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
Man that would be the sweetest bus ever, count me in!

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Somebody say hot-tub? I'm in!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Um, make a stop in Chicago and pick up the midwest newschoolers. We will show you the town and let you party at my house!

Or, I could drive to Canada and you could pick me up on way. How many beds can a 80 seat bus hold?

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
many beds which hold many chicks

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
wikkid!! HAHA, we soooo gotta do this, lol. Stop at every resort in America then hit up Canada and Alaska and then sail to Greenland and teach Europe its' spelling!! haha, wikkid!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
haha... tim... it's gonna be a longggggg ass roadtrip... I don't think you have any idea how big Norht america is... my great aunt came from Ireland... they wanted to go to my other aunts house... they were suprised by how far it is. I think they asked 'are we still in ontario dear?'.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
haha thats so true, my grandma is from Germany and when she came here to VAncouver she wanted to go to Banff for lunch, for those of you who don't know its about a 10 hour drive

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
haha, I know how big it is, haha, that's why it's a badass roadtrip instead of just a roadtrip!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Ski bum is right, dude... you're gonna have to drop through Chicago and Michigan on your way east and pick up all of us Midwesterners... of course, the border patrol probably won't let a gang of sexy bitches like yourselves across.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'
 
MARTIN! BITCH!!!!!!!! By me saying, 'Somebody say hottub?' i inmplied the calling of the hottub. And i won't share no hot-tub with a dude!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
It would be so sweet, you would only have to stop for gas and skiing ofcourse, 24/7 moving party. Switch up the drivers, oh yeah and make sure to not have pot aboard when crossing the border!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
I like how I already have a girl in my bed. YAY!

Tim, we're gonna be pimpin' pharos.

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Vote rebel!
 
Oh definatley, we'd be like the most pimping hard out pharos in the universe. And as for the hot-tub? Let's have two, haha. Just have to shift the pool table, bar and beer fridge back a little. I think we should also have a wrestling ring so we can have mock kung-fo fights and stuff, that'd be sweet on a stick!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Come to Colorado, cruise around Rocky Mountain Park, and pick up all the hot chicks here.

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!
 
you gotta put a bigass trailer behind it too...double your space and put an outdoor hotub

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
oh for sure, and the trailer can have like a bbq on it too, and all our crap can go in there and maybe some cool badass portable rails and a few snow machines, yeah, that'd be cool!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
We might need 2 or 3 buses and then caravan around, this is going to be huge! People should pic out the very best mountains in thier area and add them to the stop list!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
NUH UH! Martin! You can't stay in ALLLLLLLLLL the time! Yer toes would get all pruney and fall off!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
ill supply the snow guns.. we can attach them to the top of the van and let em blow back onto the trailer.. yeah.. thats cool

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
and then we can jib the trailer, sweeeeeet, haha. and then eventually we'll hit the news and all the pros will want to join us and we'd be like nah dude, we're waaaaaay too cool for you guys, haha, yeeeeeeah, unless they are cool pros and then they can come, for like a day or something.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
this is a cool idea but i think we need more then one bus, each bus having its own cool stuff on it, some wiht hot tubs, some with tvs pool tables, some with two little wallas and an arson of paintball guns etc. then on all the buses we paint something crazy on the sides and on the road trip we have bus wars where we race to different resorts and try to take out all other buses, muha ha ha ha ha. ( even the japanese tour buses)

JJ

 
totally tim..... come pick me up and i'll let you try on my helmet... haha.. okay bad idea... i'll let you play my new piano so there.. haha... I CALL SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
yeah man, and one bus will have a dancefloor,a lil one, that'll be super pimp and we need like a huge ass stereo system, man that'd be cool, this is gonna be like a 3 year roadtrip, haha. everyone start saving today!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
We need a setup something like this:

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
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Sorry I accidently hit reply!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
yep, haha, something like that but with hot tubs, haha, that's gold, lol,man this is gonna be a crack up, hehe, wikkid!!!! But no one's allowed to get the little kids drunk, haha, ah what the hell,

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
What!!!??? If I can't get drunk, I'm not coming. Much.

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!
 
Daryl isnt aloud to drink on the bus

CMc

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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you

win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
 
umm... It depends whos wrestling....

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
I unselfishly volounteer to wrestle all the hot girls.

There's an old saying down on the bayou...Blehhh!!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, nice nice. And yeah, we can all get trashed, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
I call shotgun

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

~MSN
 
yeh man count me in, come pick me up in south dakota here, that is gonna be some sweet shiz. but wouldnt this cost alot of money? well i guess if you have alot of people it could be cheap. im in!!

'dude are you drunk?' - what my friends asked me after i told them that skiing rules.

my name is neal. what about you?
 
This sounds like fun! I'll fly over with Ozemale and we'll meet you over there! Oh, and pick up Falloutboy if he wants to come too. When are we leaving??

* Insert witty and intelligent signature here *
 
Cryss, you can't have his bed! He's MINE!!!! Woah, I need to be less uptight. We can share. I get really jealous though. Hmm, want to rock-paper-scissors for him?

'Me: She's never going home.

Kesian: Was she ever home?' - Me and my little child prodigy cousin
 
the way this thing is going we should really consider getting some ski company or bus company or someone to sponsor it eh?

Bellisimo... Its Italian for grouse
 
That's a good idea.

'Me: She's never going home.

Kesian: Was she ever home?' - Me and my little child prodigy cousin
 
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