Phantom skis

those are some crazy specs...length=160cm Tips=180mm Waist=100mm Tails=165mm

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The owner seems like a scrub.... hahaha...

'A LETTER FROM THE CREATOR: I felt the ski was strange and would never be accepted when I first made it . I'd been asked to leave all the local ski areas and had been arrested at Gore mt, for skiing off trail. So I swore off ski areas and only hiked and skied the lower Adirondacks, which was too much work. After one run I had to spend hours repairing the base of the skis. One day at the top of a mountain-one ski broke on the first jump. That pissed me off,these skis were not made for this! When I got home I took two snow boards and cut the shape that I thought would give me the best floatation and turn radius. The first pair had no edges , but they skied the woods better than any ski or snowboard that I've tried. I went back to Gore mtn last year, hiked up, the Patrol was waiting for me at the top. Where is your ticket! They asked? 'Don’t have one,” I said. We are sending you down the mountain on a sled. Since I had just hiked up I asked them to just let me ski down. They looked at my skis like they were a joke, then asked if I knew how to ski? 'A little' I said, then started down to the base with a Patroller right behind me .The patroller was determined to out ski me, which I knew he was going to do because the trail was a sheet of ice. My ski design was for soft snow and had never been on icy trails. I skied right on the edge of the trail thru ruts, blocks of ice and frozen lumps. I then took the patroller thru a field of ice balls (small baseball size chunks of ice). He was not behind me anymore so I waited for him.When he came up to me his exact words were, 'What the hell are you skiing on , you went right over those ice chunks. I couldn't even ski on them! The skis may look “retarded,” but so did that patrollers face when he asked where he could get those skis? As my daughter said 'don’t knock them until you have tried them'! ~Dave '

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
The guy was so unclear on details...he didn't say anything about its construction. Plus they only come in 160 is too small for a lot of people.

 
I think they're supposed to be short on you.... Short and fat.... like Dave Pauls...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
Well I believe they have a 180cm as well.

Theyre similar to dbski at www.dbski.com.

The skis arent supposed to be any longer than your height.

 
they're huge

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
pretty insane. They definitly have more shape than any other skis out there. Oh BTW, Elan owns the term 'parabolic'. Just letting you guys know. 'Shaped' is the word instead

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they dont look bad, but with all these new companys like armada and 4frnt i dont think anyone will buy em

~You Can Call Me Matty~
 
His point is to push the design of skis. Back 6 years ago when I was ski bumming on long striaght skis we said the same thing about the new fat shaped skis.

In powder you want to feel it. They are a fad. They are for old guys.

The fact is they might look gay but the man has pushed a design that lets him ski trees in the east. We are not talking vermont so the snow pack is skinny, there must be something good about them if he can ski the trees there.

Shane M. has proved that big very big skis can work. Lets see were that design leads

P.S. JAPAN HAS SICK POWDER

 
ok so do they not have edges or something...? in any case a ski with that much shape would suck nuts at speed. ill stick with my pistols

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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
hey, dont be hatin. these skis might be awesome. who knows?

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
no ya see, thats how skis work, skis with a lot of shape are more unstable at high speed

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
well ya, but as you see they arent designed for high speeds. they are powder specific. look at the spatulas. they are missing like 8 key features to be a good all around ski, yet they are awesome at what they do (im told). if the site said 'best high-speed ski ever' then you could make that arguement, but that isnt the point the ski is trying to make

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
Remember Shane McConkey and his spatulas we all thought the same and now he killed this year in focused. So don't shoot things down till you try them. Ithink it could work.

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The past is behind you, the only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future.

 
Yeah they might be great for pow. Who knows??

Its just like the AK rep told me the only true parabolic ski is the one that has the dimensions of a parabola the rest are just shaped skis. We have the Gotama and the Spatula before you know it everyone will have a powder specific ski.

 
The best part is the $850.00 dollar price tag that goes along with those things.

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jibtastic.
 
the reason they only come in 160 is probably cuz he just keeps buying more snowboards that are 160cm long and cutting them up to make these skis like he did with the first pair he made.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
ok 130 under foot they are not but its funny how people here are so trendy. these skis were slaged as beening too fat but line makes a super fat and everyone wants one

P.S. JAPAN HAS SICK POWDER

 
hate to bring this back, but this year at Mt Snow ran into a guy that had these and claimed Line bought the idea off em. I thought he was full of shit, but you have to wonder cuz they looked awfully similar to the Lizzies and Bacons that are out now plus they seemed to have to have the same idea. Just an interesting point....
 
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