Phantom man boosting 6 feet higher then colby in vt

I hear shortly after making an appearance at the VT Open he ventured into the Sahara and slayed lions while riding on his trusty Giraffe named Shayqon. He is an esteemed hunter as one can tell by the picture of his house shown below.

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This man will soon be giving Chuck Norris a run for his money. Killing halfpipes by day, slaying elephants by night.
 
through some exclusive insider sorces it has been confermed that this phantom man known as tim maney has legally changed his name to timzilla. he was spoted today mencing the alpine medows cafiteria area. He was also sceen overshooting some windlips to uphill landings.
 
seriously, who cares about chuck norris? I want to be like that dude. He sure owned that elepant.
 
No, just shut up. Honestly, why do you feel the need to rip out the beating heart of all healthy and running jokes?
 
haha its funny that the man himself is complaining about it...by the way how many actual tricks did you do in your run?...2 outta 4 hits?
 
The phantom Tim Maney - i have heard of this young Jedi master. Last weekend I was at a house deep in the heart of central VT when the supposed TIMZILLA appeared constantly chanting timzillllla timzillllla timzilllla as if he were the leader of a cult. After coming out of a state of euphoria from the young Jedi's presence I asked what is this TIMZILLLLAA. Into thin air he was gone just as quickly as he had come. The young Jedi said only one thing My name is TIMZILLLLA I will slay all fools who do not follow!!!
 
I'm guessing he did shit all for tricks. It's really not that hard to boost huge straight airs. Doing sick tricks huge is what's hard
 
ha ha seems all kind of comps this year are having shitty judging and just giving podiums to whos got the most hype...

thats why comps suck and are destroying skiing...except comps like the candide invitational, the JOI....not the x games.
 
yeah he set the world record in pipe the week before too

26 feet

that is if we are talking about the same person
 
i was hitting that pipe on nordic skis couple day ago and got kicked out because stratton has these joey passes that you have to get to utilize the park
 
ohhh jeeze its just not tim with a helmate, with out the goofy hair jeeze whats left, and i heard he passed his steeze onto his sister and spends the bulk of his time trying to get true nose and riding up stairs
 
indeed he shoots for the true nose more often than not. The stairs he does ride up with the utmost of ease yet keeping tons of steeze. If you listen closely through the woods you may even here timzilla screaming MOOOOOEEEE MOOOOOOEEEE, as he is a huge fan!!!
 
that would be mr. Tim Maney from Okemo

he won the east coast open pipe the first year they did it

he boosts and he's a cool guy by the way
 
TIMZILLA!!! If you listen closely today you may be able to hear a call coming from the sky as he flies by. timzilla TIMZILLLLA!!!
 
sketchline is probably one of those kids who is in a group of kids and their all on a roll of funny jokes and stuff and then he blurts out YEAH YOUR MOM and then everyones like SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.
 
that mustve beena massive pipe that he aired 26 feet out of for a record..mammoth super duper pipe. i couldnt imagine going over 20 even in a 22ft pipe. i believe it tho
 
sorry but that kids run didnt deserve top 15, he was lacking tricksand looked sketchy. no disrespect to him though. he was boosting so big.
 
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