Pets gettin high

i was chillin with my friend and his dog ate a hamburger off his plate so for punnishment we hot boxed his old pick up truck (his dads old car) with his dog and he got baked haha
 
some kids at our school had a hamster or gerbil or something like that named charlie murphy. they got him high all the time and he just twitched and passed out i heard. he died on 4-20 too. kind of ironic
 
my brother had a party and his friends were feeding my dog hash brownies and he was like tripping out and getting super hot and breathing really heavy so i took him out in the water in the middle of the night to calm him down. i got pretty fucking mad at my brothers friends after that
 
i went to this kids house in maine... he had this fatty cat named Apollo... we had lots of weed. One night we got mad blizzzed and i chased down his cat down and held it down while he blew 2 fat bowls into its moulth. Like 10 minutes later the cat couldnt even move i just coudnt stop laughing at it and i was slapping it ligtly across the face and playing with its wiskers and singing to it and all of a sudden it freaked the fuck out and attacked my face i was bleeding and shit and i threw it out hte window into a bush. Just then a fucking bat comes down from the corner of his ceiling (??) where it was hanging and came after me no exageration , i thought iwas tripping balls or something
 
you dont have to blow it in their mouth, blow it in their ear it works a lot better

i know a kid who got his dog addicted to cigarettes
 
i have no fucking idea man... i actually HAVE IT ALL ON VIDEO but its on a mad old camera so ive had trouble tranfering it to miniDV. I am determined to post the vid one day...
 
We would hotbox my friend's rat cage everytime we smoked. It was glass and we would cover the top with a newspaper so all the smoke would stay inside. The rat would fucking trip and start squeaking and jumping off the wall of its cage onto its back. Then it just stood there and would do these squeak jump 180s every 30 seconds. Very entertaining.
 
my dogs gotten smashed before, at the cottage he drank too much vodka. pretty much all that happened was his muscles went all stiff it was hillarious you should try it
 
we boxed my friends bedroom and he had a chillin dog that loved to get high. everytime someone was blazing in the bedroom he would scratch the door cause he wanted in. when i was there, the dog actually looked baked.. droopy eyes just falling down. but i was pretty baked too haha.
 
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i blazed my cat once, she got more whiney than usual... it was gay.. then i blew another coud in her face, and she was like "woem" it was sweet
 
one time i was on the bus and this black lady was talking to her friend and she was like "yeah, so this one time we were blazing, and my kitty came up and was like 'meow' and i blew the smoke in its face and the cat was like *sniff* *sniff* and meowed again, so i blew more, and it sniffed it up again"

i was laughing really hard at that point and she looked at me and was like "jea" and i was like "jea"
 
HAHA i really hope that part happened.

my brother used to smoke a lot of dope with a really small dog i had

then my brother came home for christmas vaca 2 years ago && he went out to smoke some dope with it, and then it seizured up and died.

most screwed up thing ever

my brother was fliiiipping!
 
It's not fucked up to get your pets high skiatgore69 cause they usually want to do it again. And it's not like its going to kill them or anything...
 
I go out to "hottub" and blaze out there with my bro, my dog LOVES the hot tub now.. and I mean, how much stupider is a dog really going to get? They don't have to do school or anything, so pot really can't be bad for them.
 
my cat sniffed the paint varnish when i was cleaning brushes, and he basically went nuts and started running into walls and shit
 
once i amde firecrackers and tried them but couldn't handle the taste so i thre the rest im my backyard and my dog sniffed the penut buttere and ate all the rest (like a dub in all them) and couldn't make it up my staircase
 
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