the best family guy random thing is the one where peter gets a tab at the drug store and starts buying all htis random shit and and he buys the stuff that forces you to puke and peter chris stewie and brian all drink it and whoever puked last got the last piece of pie left. its halarious and they end up puking all over their living room
"I have to raise my standards to bang a fatty" - Ice-Is-Scary
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
"just wondering when the paperboy is gonna come by and give me some good news" - " alright now you're starting to piss me off you little piggly son of a bitch"
I'll nosepress your funbox if you lipslide my handrail