pet names your parents call you

surfer, bubba, murph, and 'what the hell were you thinking'

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No Coast Productions
 
my name is hard to pronounce so not many ppl call me by my first name right, some ppl call me G and my mom calls me her little flea

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
Whats your first name?

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
'pimms'-------don't ask.

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Welcome to the planet

Welcome to existance

Everyone's here

Everyone's here

Everybody's watching you now

What happens next?

What happens next?

I dare you to move

 
queer and faggot

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
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