Pet for our apartment

we were thinking a sick dog like that would be awesome, but were gunna be borderline poor, are teh vet fees and shit like that really expensive
 
A Duck. My friend got one, and at first it shits a lot (easy to clean) but they are SO fucking cool, especially when you're drunk or soemthing and they start nibbling you. And when they grow up, they follow you everywhere. BUt his hosue is a fucking zoo, 4 cats, 3 dogs, 2 chickens, a duck, gerbils and shit, we catnip up the cats and make them fight the chickens. Hahaha
 
If you are borderline poor then a dog would not be a god idea. They are really fucking expensive if you want to do everything right. You have to pay for all their shots, vet fees are ridiculous, food is expensive as shit, if you want to get insurance thats expensive as hell. Just buy something sick that noone else has, like a reindeer.
 
do the duck. that would be so pimp. gotta give him a sick name like lil_D. and put gold chains and a grill on him, and make him think hes black.
 
Ya dude my friend had to ducks. they were so tight and fun to play with and when they get older and you don't want them just give them to a local park with a pond they always take them
 
so you people just let a duck walk around and shit in your house? that doesnt make anyone else want to puke? I'd say a cat but i guess they can be expensive to. they are way easier then a dog though
 
u are idiots, a duck is the way to go. dont even question urself, just imagine. "wat pets do u have?"- "i have a duck bitch". its perfect. and they're actually quite clean if u look it up a minimum.
 
bengal cat...they are amazing! They are incredibly playful and even love to swim and shit.

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get a small dog, they dont shed or take huge dumps. the only bad thing is that they bark really high pitched and annoyingly, other than that tho, they are good.
 
they're also super expensive. My brother and his wife bought one. It's only like 1 generation away from the wild so they're pretty crazy. It always tried to get outside and stuff and would kill animals once it got outside. They eventually gave it away because it was so annoying.
 
get a shiba inu dog. soooooo fun, prolly to expensive for you guys though. my buddy has one, probly the coolest dog ever
 
get a rat wid a glass cage and hotbox tha cage. funnyest shit i ever seen rat trips out hella bad
 
I'm no clean freak but the idea of a duck shitting all over the floor doesn't sound too great to me.

I really want a dog but my current landlord doesn't allow them... maybe in my next place I can get something small that doesn't need a lot of room.

Maybe a basset hound? Those are my favorite out of all the ones with short stubby legs.
 
you know, a dog is a big responsibility....you dont want to end up giving the dog away because you cant look after it...if you get a puppy its like having a baby...except this baby shits on the floor...just playing the other side

 
a cat that doesnt get pissed when it gets wet? no way...

i spray my cat with water and she goes apeshit...thats sick
 
German shepard, they are badass and loyal as fuck. And you can train it smell weed and if someones holding youll know right away.
 
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