Pet Cow

[iluvBread]

i wanna get a pet cow when i get older.......i think id name it melvin or some shit like that.....does anyone own a pet cow?

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

you would have to buy a lot of food for it

 

[iluvBread]

true...i wanna live in so. cal by the beach....think i can rep a cow there?

 

[slashquatch]

teach him to surf

 

[iluvBread]

trust me ill teach that fucker to surf and do much more

 

[starlightlou]

hahaha Brendan you are crazy... i can just see you walking your cow down the so cal beaches... (whistle) here Melvin (clap your hands) here girl. (melvin might not be the best name for a lady.)

 

[FuMang]

 

[jstemp]

I'd tip that shit.

 

[FuMang]

teach that bitch to only make strawberry milk

 

[eric25]

Now that you mention it, a surfing cow does sounds pretty badass.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I have a pet Texas Longhorn steer. His name is Filet and he is 17-years-old. He has about a 10ft hornspan.

 

[starlightlou]

does he surf too?

 

[clayborn]

me and my friend used to blow smoke in his cows face and get them high

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Well with this hurricane coming I might take him out with me.

 

[iluvBread]

badass

 

[kiwi_as]

I want a pet midget. i would have it fetch my cool beverages, and cook me whatever tasty snacks i desire. then we would go out into town and get up to all sorts of nifty tricks, it would steal me more snacks from shops since the shop person wouldn't be able to see it over the counter, and would wear only green clothes and dance a jig while pronouncing children are always after its lucky charms. then i would take it home since it would be so tired from working those funny little arms and legs and i would tuck it into its midget sized bed, then read it a fairytale from the ancient tales of Norwegian lore. it would drift off to sleep and dream of being a fearsome midget viking chief, plundering villages of normal sized people and having its way with the sexiest midgets in the town.

Shawn Johnson will do...

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Surfing cow-

 

[BKlein]

i loled + karma

 

[Blurst]

midgets are people too -karma

 

[Shpadoinkle]

50mph winds. Surf should be good, but riptide will be a complete bitch.

 

[pussymoneyweed]

hahahah pet surfing cow would be sick nasty

 

[iluvBread]

fer sure....get him some black and white frogskins or some other type or shades in black and white

 

[Korbit]

I have cows.....haha i raise and sell them and make mucho cash.

but than again i live on a ranch in montana...

but i have one thats ewber freindly and its pretty kool...u can ride her and stuff...

ok....now i just sound like a weirdo....