Persusive Essay

[Blamparek]

Im sitting in english class and we are supposed to be looking for essay topics. I just want newschoolers to come up with some ideas for me.

 

[theBearJew]

you should write a persuasive essay about how you suck at persuading people to do things for you. Source this thread. Seriously.

 

[Errl]

Seriously? That has got to be the easiest topic to BS an essay about. Instead of wasting the time to ask NS, you should have contemplated what the hell you are doing with your life.

 

[Blamparek]

was hoping for some funny replies, but that backfired on me.

 

[theBearJew]

Take my idea and do it. If executed properly the teacher will find you a clever student and give you an "A-"

 

[ironic]

You're trying to be persuasive right now.

 

[HalfandHalf]

man newschoolers should really start sharing each others essays for english classes, would make life easy.

 

[Broommasta]

then we could all self learn, we would be like one big learned up brain!

 

[no_steeze]

talk about how you're so smart that you should be allowed to graduate 6th grade early

 

[NotGhood]

maybe if you had spelled persuasive correctly in the title

 

[dreadyboy]

Talk about how great butt sex with miniature horses is. How the cock isn't miniature and feels so good filling up your entire asshole. That ultimate satisfaction you get when you finish him off with your mouth and get to taste that steaming sumptuous horse juice.

Roll with it.