personal ski rituals

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guddgulf17

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is there any ritual you do before you ski? or anything that you do to bring snow? i personally stretch , and do a little dance because im going skiing. however, in montana, to bring snow, we sacrafice some virgins, burn incense, and generally yell a lot

i have been known to slide down mountains on occasion, like every saturday and sunday november through may
 
i usually put all my stuff out on my floor exactly how i would wear it the next day so i can throw it on in two minutes tops, i get completely ready like i could go that second

-Dan
 
wake up, get dressed, forget my pass, sleep on the 5 minute drive (thats right bitches, 5 minutes from the resort)

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
 
for me, i get all my skiing shit together, and haave it all ready. Then have my lunch packed and clothes together then leave. at the hill, i usually take a few runs to get a feel for the snow that day then, if i am going to the park i will do 1 run throught to look at all the features and how the are setup/different from last time then i start to session.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
Wake.

Shit.

Eat.

Put on gear.

Brush Teeth.

Catch Bus.

Get off Bus.

Get on Lift.

Spark Extreme Spinach.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
^^ wow thats very nice. its all about the 'butt dance butt dance'

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

...:::~*Beckster*~:::...
 
Depends, i usually only ski at night, so i usually argue with my mom then drive up and go skiing. But if im going up with Fred and Randall, i will usually get 3 or 4 calls saying their going to be late, so i usually blast music and watch forward or strike three.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
wake up

shower

get dressed

listen to some music to get pumped

walk to mtn from condo

quick prayer and sign of the cross

click in

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list

 
I set a list of goals for the day. then i try and do what i said i would... It almost never happens, i usualy get hurt first.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
wake up

eat

shower/brush teeth ect.

get dressed

go outside, walk across a parking lot directly onto the run! (i love ski-in/ski-out)

 
I always put my boots on the same way, but only because I'm usually still asleep and the routine is good for not forgeting shit. And before I push off for any line I have to knock my poles together together twice behind my back and then I'm good to go.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
 
Wow, you shit in the MORNING? I've just realised that every day for about ten years now I've shat at four o'clock in the afternoon, with no exception. Must be weird to shit in the morning.

And... I don't really have any rituals.

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'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
^ yeah same here. i wish i lived a foot away from the ski hill.

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
usualy when i get to the hill and i know that i am go ing to be in the park all day, i put my skis down, line them up, plant my poles and jump in to the bindings, if i dont make it in, its a sign im going to have a bad day if i spend all day in the park, those are the days where i usualy hike bowls and shit.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
^I like that one.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
 
I quickly stand before my skis and pray to the snow gods that be, then kneel down and say more snow please in ancient arabic as I rock back and forth. Works well.

C-Man
 
Strech when I wake up, eat a huge breakfast, & carry a horseshoe in my left pocket for good luck.

-anna

skiing makes

me really

happy.

spreadin' the love, y0
 
wake up

piss

get gear

eat

pick up friends

mosh pit in the back of a highly over crowded 90' plymoth grand voyager.

stretch

ski

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
wake up

eat

wax skis

call people

throw shit in car

leave

get a lift ticket

ride the slow ass lifts to the top of our amazing 240 vt. ft hill.

come home around three in the morning

in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO

 
go skiing drink coke go to arbys and fuck with the employees

Insane_skier:

Under my name It sais beginner.

I am very discouraged to the fact that the site adminster didn't look at my profile or ask before doing something like this. I may be new to this website but I have been skiing more then most of you.

PLEASE research or ask before making such assumptions like this one.

 
Ummm... I always put on my ski gear before I go skiing. Does that count as a ritual?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I get up at 7:20, shower, eat, then go rip it up.

'Everybody's somebody at wendy's..unless you're a midget' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
 
lay all my ski shit out the night before and then in the mornign i put on socks, snow pants, and ski boots. do all my housely shit (eat, find missing stuff, call people on wear to meet) in my snowpants and ski boots, THEN go and get the rest ofmy stuff on and go

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

 
Night skiing is tits.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
i am usually hungover b4 skiing because i party the night b4 so i usually drink a beer, n then go

'Do I look like a fucking people person?'

'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'

'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

 
I am addicted to hot waxing my skis. Every night before I go sking I always wax em up while watch ski flicks. My college is a laptop required school so I bring some ski dvds to class with me and just watch them all day. Sometimes i think i have a problem

 
well im usually too lazy to wax my skis so i jut leave them all season. then i smoke all the way to the ski area, 40 min, then once there get my gear on and then meet with others coming out. smoke a blunt or 2 before hitting the snow and then more as we ski

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
i will meditate on the way to the mountain. i completely zone out fro the 20-45 minute ride, depending on which mountain i go to. my body relaxes and a certain zen fills me. good karma man.

NO

IT'S

NOT

WHAT

YOU

THINK.

IT'S

MUCH

WORSE.

SUPPORT

SOUTHERN

ROCK
 
^lol. I drink a few beers on the way up, fill my camel back with rye n coke and throw all my garbage out the window on the indian reserve as a sacrifice to the snow gods.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
oh yeah i forogt since i'm so excited that im going skiing the next day and i probably wont fall asleep for another two hours i throw on some quiet classical music and fall asleep. its the best

-Dan
 
Watch a ski movie...another ritual that i do before doing something on a jump, is i sit there and space out and think about how many rotations i will be doing and what it'll look like from my perspective from the takeoff to the landing..then when i land whatever it is i'm doing in my mind, i kinda bob my head once...then i go for it haha wierd eh

yay.snow.yay
 
yeah...why would you shower...haha

get up

poop

eat breakfast

put on my gear

drive to the mtn with my goggles on (dave drives)

listen to sum pumped punk

and then just SKEEE

 
i always have to keep my skis on the same feet. it was tough to do with my last pair, but my new pollards make it easy.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
Wake up

Piss

Eat breakfast

Strech

Get my skis and stuff

Put skis and stuff in the car

Listen to my cds on the way there (1h drive)

Get to the mountain

Bring skis and stuff to the racks and shelves

get my ski boots on

Get on the lift

Ski

Get on the lift

Ski

and so on...and so on

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*

Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
Rituals... well...

I wake myself up at 4:00, and rinse my body in a sacred tup and paint my face with red ochre. Then, as soon as the sun rises in the small village where I live, and begin to chant an old indian warcry while dancing around a campfire left ablaze from the previous night. Then, my family prepares to feast, at which point we sacrifice a small goat in celebration. After I am full, and my family agrees the timing is right, I wipe the red ochre from my face, pray to my gods, and get ready to hit the slopes.



I said get behind me.



Keep it real,

D.C
 
I actually don't do anything. I'm an unorganized slob and usually wake up minutes before leaving to hit the slopes, giving myself only enough time to eat a small piece of fruit and to scramble and grab all my gear and go.



I said get behind me.



Keep it real,

D.C
 
in the fall, when we have no snow, i usually randomly curse at god for not giving me snow whenever i am/or look outside. what a fucking basterd that god, gives me no snow ever.

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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

NS ARMY, whatever is right below the General

 
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