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skipimp_

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don't read it if you don't care.

Im not special. Everyone is envious of the life I lead. Im just someon who has stopped trying to control life, and let it control me. i highly reccommend it, it's quite the ride.

To my friends, family, my lovers, my peers and my prodigies. YOU are the reason for my being. The flame that fuels my soul, my energy, who I am. You always have been. From my stories to my adventures, to my career and lifestyle. With you and for you. Through this channelling of my energies is where I find my hapiness, my drive, my euphoric utopia, my eternity. It's alot to be thankful for, so I thought I'd give credit where it's due. To the people who have helped build me into what I am today, and what I will become, wurd to our mothers.

To my female life partners (the ones I want to have sex with) A special message to you. I have been given (not the right word) the ability to see people and as a result have fallen in love (and will fall in love) with numerous of you. Even if I can't be with you in the traditional sense, I still love and thank you for what you are and what you have taught and given to me. To those who I can be with, I want to be. I've never been a fan of the 'one or the other' mentality that so many people have. I want both and I'll do everything I can to make it happen. I can tell you already that I am in love with more than one woman, and if any of them leave my life, a piece of my soul will die. By 'leaving my life' I mean no longer having any thoughts about me, that's all that means. I can't be with everyone I want all of the time, but hopefully we can work out some sort of 'timeshare'. ha! told you Im a 'both' man. I don't think I should have to choose, making a choice means changiong the future. I've always had a hard time making choices. Even about when I blink.

For those of you interested in spending time with me, know this:

1. I will put off choosing as long as possible.

2. My love never dies.

3. As long as Im sexually attractive, I will be sexually active..too many people would kill to be sexy.

4. I will never put either of us in a position of dependance.

5. Whenever I can, i want to GO. You don't need to come.

6. I am NOT safe. I hate safety.It's not an adventure if it's safe

7. I AM AN ADVENTURE. You can hop on or off when you please, but be prepared.

8. Money is not my main objective...not even a little one. It is a means of satisfying my wants, which I try to rationalize.

9. My teeth chip, my bones break, my muscles tear. I am succeptible to infections, parasites, and diseases. I get sick. I am Shawn. I am me. I am a peaceful warrior. I am.

I have a path, are you going to be part of it?

- sorry it's so cheezy and lame..it was an email to all my closest friends. I thought id share anyways.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

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thats some deep shit. very well written, thats how i feel about a lot of shit to

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
youre a pimp...sounds like one of the only people on here that isnt a deuche bag

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
i don't know how i get money.....i work now and then if Im broke........but I just stopped worrying about everything and I was taken care of. It's crazy man. Just let go and see where the current takes you. There's alot to see downstream.

serouisly..I never have much money....and I never need much money...basic survival costs...food and beer. I don't have a car, a girlfriend, a kid, a house, an apt, a credit card, or debt. I don't need any money.

TAKE MY MONEY, TAKE MY POSSESIONS

TAKE MY OBSESSION

I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT!

i think thats system of a down..not too sure.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
how do you get on the internet?

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Member Number 189

Ridding the world of virgins, one hymen at a time.

'If a hoe wanna holla then you a playa if you hit them ends,

and get the dividends, but you a pimp if you can get

The same hoe to wanna freak your friends'

'I hit it from the back so long I forget what your face look like'
 
free internet at the library..I live on campus...my parents paid for my school.

they think education is the most important thing they can give to me.

ok, I am in the coolest program in existence.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
nice words...very nicely put...looks like u have a good view on life

original member of CWDM

official CWDM rep

official kuddha rep

- ROOTS
 
im 13, so im at the time of life where if i dont take control, a lot of strange hormonal stuff will happen and then i would grow up being a very different person than i want to be.

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
were the fuck do you live.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
why aren't there more guys like you?!?!?!?- all you guys out there can learn from shaun, he shows he is emotional but isn't annoying about... SOOO sexy!!!

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me
 
calgary at the present.

whay aren't there more like me?

good question. I dunno. I am me. Thats it. I don't know how other peoples brains work..?

one thing I learned...good genes make life easier.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
advice for a 13-year old:

my bro is 13

hes in china now for 2 years living there with my family...they're teaching english

neways, 13-15 are years of real growth..use them to grow right....don't focus on school..focus on friends....friends are the most important thing i found.....good friends, real friends. keep your family happy..but rebel if they are too controlling. After 15, I don't think parents can teach their kids anything anymore..they don't listen..unless it's practical stuff like fixing a car.

be happy, experiment, get arrested. risk your life..bend and break rules. be a rebel.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
exactly what i did thank you VERY much.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
hahaha

gotta respect the WU

your very welcome.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
it's true about the whole 13-15 stage. i've learned alot. I kissed my first girl, smoked my first doob, has my frist run in with the police, met some of my closest friends, became close to my family. It's still a young stage, but I learned real important shit.

-chris
 
I enjoyed that. I thinks thats one of the first sincere things i've read on this site.

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Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

 
if you want to take over the world, you only need a few real friends, the rest can be bought because you wont want them around someday anyway

die.
 
but the difference is somebody with real close friends wouldnt want to take over the world because they have aready found true happeness

-jason-

freedom, tolerance, love and peace
 
yeah really...

I just mean all my friends are always telling me how lucky i am, how jealous they are.....all the rainbows that have been rammed up my ass my whole life.

Sure, Im arrogant, and Im an asshole...but not all the time...and not for the wrong reasons. They are coping methods to help me exist in such a crowded world.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
do you?

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
weeelllll you certainly are pimpin it now huh... but if you have no money how do you ski? ahhhhhh. i wish i was smooth too, sadly the lord did not grace me with, charm, good looks, or a fully functional brain.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
I was a liftee at lake louise all winter...skiing was free.

It helps you cope with people you really don't feel like spending energy being nice to. It helps you sever stupid pointless fomality friendships.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
'TAKE MY MONEY, TAKE MY POSSESIONS

TAKE MY OBSESSION

I DON'T NEED THAT SHIT!'

thats by Papa Roach, im pretty sure

well said skipimp, all of it

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
word.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

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Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
You emailed that to me babe, along with all of the other ones. I read them all, too. Quite interesting.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!

Rawr!!!
 
you're on my email? hmmm

you'll get more too, they all started as email

wheeee

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
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