personal flaws....

i have no flaws

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Vagina°°°

°°°NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND°°°
 
seems like theres a lot of short people on this site... im 6'0

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
oh yeah and i am big. Not fat though. I stand out in crowds and i don't like attention at all. I am 6'2'' and around 170 pounds

-chris
 
Immortality is a huge flaw. Sometimes it's too much to deal with.

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
romeo's tragic flaw was that he was too rash and juliet's was disobeying her parents

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Imortality would really be a bitch. You just have to think about just how long imortality is....done? ok now keep thinking cuz it goes on for ever babay.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
For some reason I just can't put on size. For several months I had my best friend training me (5'8, 180 - big ass dude), I was eating properly, and even taking protien and carb shakes, but I only put on 2lbs. When it came time to renew my membership, I just didn't have the motivation to dish out the $$. I wish I wasn't so scrawny.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
wait u wanna gain wait but ur taking protien shakes? go to mcdonalds

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
oops...ive been fat too long

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
Yes, I do disobey my parents. And I have big lips....I hate the phrase 'DSL' now. UHmm..oh yea, I have no ass whatsoever...yea. So my lips and my ass

~Juliet~

 
im prolly the most sarcastic person, when i get wicked mad i go on a rampage and tackle ppl. i am the worst procrastinator, and im shy sometimes.

 
i have an awful temper, i have no self will, which really sucks when it comes to sports and stuff. i'm really loud, a lot of times annoying, and most of all, i hate my hands. they're huge.

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
whoa my sig got bolded.. haha

~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird

when I get to the top of the slopes

I look down on the mountain side

should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel

or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide

I might even do some free ride*~
 
my hands are too small and my hair gets really frizzy if I don't straighten it. Those are other thinks i dun like about me.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
uhhhh.....there isn't anything wrong with me.....I'm....well, perfect

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

'I swear to god if you don't open the door, I WON'T SMOKE MY WEEEEEED WITH EITHER OF YOU TWO ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'
 
procrastinator im sooo bad, i always do month-long projects the night before they're due. and im too paronoid, but wait, that could be a good thing, b/c i've saved my friend's asses 3x sofar.

* * * *REESE* * * *
 
yeah i have big hair too. It's really thick. So when it grows out it make my big head even bigger.

-chris
 
hanign out with Brian Class and Mark Fragassi has made me a personal flaw

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
i hate having long legs, it makes it crazy hard to find pants.i hate my toes.im too loud.im very sarcastic, and i should cut back on the swearing.and sometimes i can be very self conscious.

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
oh.i forgot to say im the worlds biggest procrastinator.

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
big ears, 2 big scars, too uptight, hate/suck at endurance sports and i make too much fun of immigrants

fuckin freshies

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everyone is entitled to the above opinion.

'the walrus is in the barn' - brad holmes

'the bible is the most shoplifted book in the unted states' - Froggy
 
one eye is bigger then the other, one gum (in my mouth) is shourter then the other, one shoulder is lower then the other, one leg is longer then the other, one foot is bigger then the other..i could go on...i am too tall

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
rebel,go buy some fucken n-large from the gnc,take it when you get up,at lunch and most importantly before bed, buy some glutamine,take it after your workouts and before bed cuz it helps repair muscles and heals them which means faster growth and more size, but train super hard and heavy

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
My nose, i hate the nose. Also, now i havta wear glasses which really sucks.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
im abnormaly weird, when someone says, HEY YOU KNOW TIMBO JONES, they will then respond YA THAT WEIRD KID. and im 6,3 and weigh 150, so im kind of a string bean

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
im too much of a nice guy, so i always finish last

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
I'm tall and skinny (6'4' 185lbs). Sometimes it's nice, othertimes it sucks. Sometimes I am real shy and other times I'm not, it really hard to explain.

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Andrew

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
I hate being skinny cause its hard to find friggen pants. I was buying some capris the other day and the 00s didnt even fit cause they were too big. I guess the stereotype of americans is fat lard so they make clothes that way. Also it gets annoying having people constantly saying 'ur so skinny!'. People just don't get it that some people don't like being called skinny...so I understand how being skinny sucks.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
Lateralis, that was the stuff I was taking. N-Large². I got pro deal on it, and I still couldn't afford it after a while.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
yea i totally get what you mean...im pretty skinny, but i wear an 8 in pants cuz of my hips and my legs, but ppl seem offended when i tell them that, its like its wrong for someone whos 'so skinny' to wear that size....wtf

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
oh forgot my nose, its all crooked from when i fell off my dads shoulders and it ends in a ski jump

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
my obsessive complusive trait of always wanting to be outside, oh and sometimes i can be a tad bipolar

what can i say?

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Proud member of the 802 posse

'Fun like shit!'-Per Lundstam USST Coach
 
One is ear is like folded down a bit more than the other and i have a third nipple. It isn't to visible but it is kinda funny.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
yhou have a third nipple? Lets see some pictures!

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
some of my toes are missing bones...

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
I have irrational hatred for people like anna nicole smith. and that stupid kid on the pizza hut commercial 'Whats a P-Zone?' I guess a lot of stupid people piss me off. I get obsessed about sports or hobbies easily i.e skiing. I find myself in shitty situations alot (bad luck) thats about it.

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
 
I have SARS and it gets really old sometimes, why can't I just be normal?

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
I don't like that girl on the welches commercial. I've been plotting to kill her for years...

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
the nipple is pretty small i dont know if it will show up but ill try.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
sometimes im shy when im around black people. they are SO intiminating becase there skin is a darker shade then mine.

 
dude, your icon is fucking halarious. hahahahahaha my buddy steve has his senior picturtes with his scratch skis. so his senior picutre has the outline of a naked lady, no one even noticed except the skiers.....god damn, steve pulled a slick one there....

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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.
 
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