Perpetually single

take the advice of the grandpa in little miss sunshine.

have sex with lots of women. not just one. MANY.
 
Why are some people so concerned about being single.

Play the game bro. Being single is awesome. I mean like sure if you find someone that is really worth while... pursue it. But like don't have this mind set "omg I need a gf like quick". You don't have to constantly be seeing someone steady. Like casual dating/hanging out is the way to go.

Rememeber, girlfriends cost time and money. So she better be worth it. She's going to take up time with you and your boys. If she can't ski, she's probably going to want you to teach her, thus less shred time for you. Etc etc. Not I'm not saying all of this is bad stuff, because like I said, sure if she's really worth it.

And if you're worried about some action... if you're decent looking and can smooth talk to a certain extent, you can be just fine. In my experience if you hang out with the right chicks, and just be cool, honest and explain to them that you aren't looking for anything serious right now, you can still get some play. Just don't be a douche and do something like "hit it and forget it".

 
I just got back from Harry Potter and now I feel like being an asshole because that movie pissed me off, muahahaha.

But seriously, why did Harry kiss that native girl? GROSS.
 
ahhh I dunnooo. It used to be much worse. Usually its something like "take that dick out of your ass crookedboner go back to fucking sheep".
 
On a serious note, no it sucked. But I couldn't help but laugh every time Snape entered the shot just because it showed his flashback to when he was made fun of at school by Harry's father for being emo.
 
Time for some logic.

A man is nothing more than his Money, his Health, and his Sanity. This is Man.

In America, it is the accepted tradition for the man to pay for everything. So we can state that Females = Man - Money

Most guys who are married or in long term relationships seem to have some sort of dread for their partner in some way. I've only ever met about 2 or 3 happy guys with their relationships. Therefore, Females = Man - (money + sanity)

It's been clinically proven that stress is a leading cause of heart disease, mental disorder, heart attacks, and other vascular afflictions. Ergo, Females = Man - (money + sanity + health). If man = Money + Sanity + Health and females = -(money + sanity + health), then combining the two produces a net result of zero. Although, when things don't work out, and she decides to leave, she gets to take half of everything you have. Therefore, you become

Man = ( man + woman ) - 1/2(money) = -1/2 money

By logic, you are no longer a man, and you have negative half of your money. You aren't missing much.

 
By always single I mean I haven't even hooked up with a female in fucking forever. Or not-fucking forever. Whatever. I think I'm just terrible at talking to women I want to give the old python to.
 
hey i jus joined this club about two weeks ago, and yea it does suck, but then ya forget about it in a couple of days and ya move on, jus chill wit ya good friends... thaz always a good time
 
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hard for me to feel sorry for u. let's just say that i envy the fact it's only been "fucking forever" for u.
 
Ok, heres what you do. Buy a big bottle of chloroform, find a suitable women, ask her, "Hey what's this rag smell like?" As you hold it up to her face, she should pass out, therefore increasing your chances of getting laid.
 
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