People who drive too slow in the left lane

Butterytips69

Butterytips69

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There's 3 friggin lanes so why do you choose to go under the speed limit in the one made for speeding. If you're gonna pull that shit, then don't get pissed at me when I pass you on the right. Fuckin Massholes /rant
 
One of the most annoying things about driving in the US for sure, drives me crazy.

You can't do that shit in France, you only use the middle or left lane to pass, that's it. If you hang in there longer than you should you'll get honked at repeatedly until you move the fuck over.

Getting a driver license here is 10x easier and cheaper though, and that's great, but the flipside of that is that Americans are honestly dogshit drivers.

Don't even get me started on roundabouts, not sure what's so fucking complicated about those, I guess it's because there aren't that many of them here, but Americans have no clue how to drive them, shitshow guaranteed even on the most simple single lane roundabout, simply pathetic.
 
I hate slow left lane drivers as much as the next guy but I think an even more insidious form of ass hole on the road is the rubber-bander. They're the ones that speed up when you go to pass them. sometimes I'll have to go 20 over to pass some asshole that was just going the speed limit when I was behind them... like fuck off you pieces of shit you're making a wall and fucking up the flow of traffic when you do that. let people pass in peace.
 
14231481:Monsieur_Patate said:
One of the most annoying things about driving in the US for sure, drives me crazy.

You can't do that shit in France, you only use the middle or left lane to pass, that's it. If you hang in there longer than you should you'll get honked at repeatedly until you move the fuck over.

Getting a driver license here is 10x easier and cheaper though, and that's great, but the flipside of that is that Americans are honestly dogshit drivers.

Don't even get me started on roundabouts, not sure what's so fucking complicated about those, I guess it's because there aren't that many of them here, but Americans have no clue how to drive them, shitshow guaranteed even on the most simple single lane roundabout, simply pathetic.
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There are a lot of roundabouts in the small hick towns outside my city. Half of them are Americanized and have medians depressing the lanes because people are too fucking stupid
 
I just pass them in the right lane, get back in the left, slow down 10mph slower than they were going until they get over.
 
14231481:Monsieur_Patate said:
Don't even get me started on roundabouts, not sure what's so fucking complicated about those, I guess it's because there aren't that many of them here, but Americans have no clue how to drive them, shitshow guaranteed even on the most simple single lane roundabout, simply pathetic.
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I legit saw a semi enter a round about in the wrong direction. He went left! Like how the fuck have you never driven on a US road before!?! Had to sit there for 20min as he figured out how to back up because cars kept entering the roundabout.
 
14231481:Monsieur_Patate said:
One of the most annoying things about driving in the US for sure, drives me crazy.

You can't do that shit in France, you only use the middle or left lane to pass, that's it. If you hang in there longer than you should you'll get honked at repeatedly until you move the fuck over.

Getting a driver license here is 10x easier and cheaper though, and that's great, but the flipside of that is that Americans are honestly dogshit drivers.

Don't even get me started on roundabouts, not sure what's so fucking complicated about those, I guess it's because there aren't that many of them here, but Americans have no clue how to drive them, shitshow guaranteed even on the most simple single lane roundabout, simply pathetic.
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If there's something Europe's good for, it's castles, food, and dope roads.
 
Bitches on single lane roads going under the speed limit then get leadfoot as soon as a passing lane pops up and slam on the brakes when it goes back to one lane. How inconsiderate can they be I would punch a middle aged woman in the face for doing that
 
14231539:SendyMcSendyface said:
Honestly, I've never actually had issues with American drivers. Compared to people here in Ontario, yall are doing pretty good.
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Go to Boston, it's a nightmare
 
Hate that shit especially when a tractor trailer truck goes into the left lane for no reason and takes him a half hour to merge back
 
It's the fast lane bro, duh! If you drive 50 in the left lane you'll get there as fast as driving 70 in the right lane. It's science. But for real idk. If there's anything I've learned from hundreds of k miles of driving all over this country it's that people are fucking shitty at driving.

Friggin corona hits and everyone learns to bake bread, learn an instrument, 5 languages. People have been driving for years and are still terrible. At the end of the day people both suck at driving, and don't take it seriously enough. It's kinda scary out there sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes, but some people are straight up shot.
 
It’s actually way less safe to have people driving slow in the left lane, because then if someone wants to pass them they have to do multiple lane changes and pass on the right
 
The worst is when two mfs are driving side by side at 5 under so there is no way to get passed them. People need to wake up when they drive and focus on their surroundings
 
Nothing like passing all the fuckers going up Eisenhower back towards Denver in the far right lane. For some reason, no one is ever in that lane
 
14231631:CLQ said:
Nothing like passing all the fuckers going up Eisenhower back towards Denver in the far right lane. For some reason, no one is ever in that lane
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Yeah always fucked in 3 lane plus sides when you there's 0 cars in the right lane and a shit ton going slow in the left. People are friggin cooked.

Oh well
 
Cities are definitely the worst. And I'm gonna stereotype based on my observations and say foreigners and minorities are some of the worst drivers here. The criteria for a license is a joke. In Ohio you don't need to go to driving school if you're 18 or older. Just take the test. That makes sense. So if your parents were too poor to pay for driving school, whelp you're at a disadvantage. I definitely learned some stuff in driving school that I probably wouldn't have with self study.
 
Meanwhile, in germany....

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I will forever consider my home of america as a comprehensively inferior country unless we get rid of speed limits on long open highways, decriminalize small drug possession, and pay engineers as much as they deserve... like in germany.

when i hear ppl say/act like america stands for freedom i literally throw up in my mouth.

the word to describe american laws starts with

“F” but its not “freedom”.
 
14231661:DolanReloaded said:
Meanwhile, in germany....

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I will forever consider my home of america as a comprehensively inferior country unless we get rid of speed limits on long open highways, decriminalize small drug possession, and pay engineers as much as they deserve... like in germany.

when i hear ppl say/act like america stands for freedom i literally throw up in my mouth.

the word to describe american laws starts with

“F” but its not “freedom”.
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America is the biggest shithole in comparison to most euro countries
 
Slow drivers suck, but so do overly aggressive drivers that get pissed off over the smallest things and make the roadway 10x more dangerous.

Chilling out while driving and not getting irritated with people was the best change I ever made.
 
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