It's too damn hot!!! It took me soo long to fall asleep, because of the heat, and then when I finally did, I was awoken by a loud ripping noise, followed by a crash. My cat broke through the screen door, which someone left open, and was out in our back-yard. He's an indoor cat, and he is *not* supposed to go outside. I had to go downstairs, into my back-yard and attempt to find my black cat in the dark. It was so not fun.
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'