People asking whether you ski or snowboard

Piste.Off

Piste.Off

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does anyone else feel like a fag saying that you ski to people who dont know much about the sport. because i definetly do
 
I feel like a dumb ass when I talk to people that are into something im into and they know a shit load more than me. I feel like they think im a wanna be. I just want to have fun and chill. why is everyone judging me?
 
whenever someone sees me like in the lodge or w/e and they dont see my ski boots, they think i am a boarder, well they dont say anything, but i know they think that!! and i just wanna be like "NO I DO NOT SNOWBOARD!! I SKI!!" and then say sweet deal, bring the pizzas!!!
 
People always think I snowboard, even dumb asses at my work (lifty) when im wearing ski boots still think I board.
 
ya ill tell people then theyll be like oh ima pro skier and ill tell them what we do and theyre like o shit im not that good

people in the midwest are gay

-reppin the midwest
 
People never ask me whether I ski or snowboard. As soon as I tell them I ride over at Bear Mountain they automatically assume I snowboard. I hate that shit.
 
i hate it when you get hurt and have to explain it. I broke my thumb doing a 5 and when i told people what I did it sounded like i fell in the lift line or something
 
no i love it! Skiing is where its at if u are ashamed they got great deals on snowboards everywhere i would love for u to switch
 
its not that I don't like it, its that its fuckin annoying that everyone in the world thinks I snowboard until they actually see me ski
 
im not ashamed of skiing at all its just that people assume i go straight down the hill on groomed runs when i ski. They dont understand the whole park concept
 
haha, yeah. I get the usual "A skier can slide a rail? How do they do that", and, "You can ski backwards, huh, never knew that!"
 
ur quote pretty much makes all people in the midwest look gay lol

I hate it when i say im going to the park to adults and they say o have fun on those jumps and watch out for those boarders doing them
 
I have said word for word what you posted, thats why we should call twin tips, skiboards. and skiboards, skiblades or fruitboots or what ever you feel like.
 
my friends that dont ride think im lame for skiing and always try to convince me to snowboard
 
Haha, people think I'm a snowmobiler more than they think I'm a skier, especially when in town because they see the full face and instantly think "Snowmobile!". No, skiing trees is scary enough even without the two (out of 6) concussions I've had because of them.
 
I tell people that I snow-ski and act like nerd about it. Then I'll insist they only call me a Two Planker Wanker.
 
first i say that i ski, then if they say thats gay, then explain how gapers are the only ones on the mountain who hate on the other sport.

then if they dont get it i say that skiing has changed since the last time they went skiing on a family vacation 4 years ago.
 
yeah i get asked that alot, 2 years ago when i broke my hand i had to explain to the doctor what i did, when i told him i was down and welch(my home mountain) and i was going off this jump, the doctor butts in and says "oh you were snowboarding" so i had to explain to him what freestyle skiing is about and hes like "oh i never knew that".
 
i love it when you tell people that you ski and then theyre like " can you do tricks on skis?" hello skiers fuckin invented tricks/jumping.
 
i agree with all of you, but i just pray that newschool skiing doesnt turn into snowboarding in the fact that 90 percent of boarders on the hill are posers
 
this one snowboarder said he skiied for the first time and he said it was the easiest thing he has ever done and i was like "FUCK YOU! snowboarding sucks asshole and its boring and i bet u suck ass at snowboarding anyways and fuck you. skiing park is so much better than snowboarding period.
 
We Ns'r must be proud of who we are and stand up for ourselves and say I AM A SKIER AND I AM PROUD hah not some stupid punk snowboarder(my personal opinion of snowboarders)
 
yea me too lol

but at my mountain all the snowboarders that are actually somewhat decent at it are super chill, we got a lot more gayass ski racers than we do boarders
 
ya i broke my leg this winter and anytime i tell people i did it skiing they are like o u fag u must suck... then when you are explaining to non skiers and snowboarders how you over shot teh landing on a step down tehy just get confused
 
I don't get the hating on snowboarding, my best buddy who I ride with the most is a boarder. It doesn't matter what size and amount of planks you ride, just as long as you can have a good time shredding.
 
yah there sould't be hate 2wards them but jsut sometimes they get a bit pushy but we gotta share the park
 
meh there are really nice and friendly boarder sure but then some are jerks and just give a bad rep to boarders
 
so you're gay then?

I get some "do they let skiers in the snowboard park" pretty often. and I always get comments about how my bindings are way too far forward
 
yeah whenever i tell people i ski, they're like "oh man you should try snowboarding, you can do all kinds of tricks and grind and stuff!"

so i need to explain today's generation of twin-tip skiiers and explain how it is much better than boarding. (not having to sit and work on your bindings before every run, how skis will actually release off your feet if you bail, reducing injury, and so on.)
 
yah doing up ur buckles must suck wastes like half your time you are ther....but i would't know cause im a skier!
 
yeah my girl is from long island and knows nothing about it, she always makes comments like isnt skiing an old man sport, then i attempt to explain twintips, she just stares like i am talking about algebra to a 1st grader
 
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU FEEL GAY ADMITING THAT YOU SKI??? AND YOU LIKE TO SKI?? MAYBE YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME POLE, IF SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO DO MAKES YOU FEEL GAY!!

if someone asks me if i ski or board, i'm usually pretty stoke because it means they probably also slide snow and i have something to talk to them about. BUT you guys enjoy taking in the ass, bitches
 
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