People Are Shit Deep Down

EastCoastPride

EastCoastPride

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yes, today was the single worst day of my life. why? you may want to know. well that my friend is where the sad story of my monday off begins.

well, today my two bestest friends in the whole wide world went skiing. without me. i thought what we had was special. apparently not. i am going to go drown my sorrows in chocolate milk now. fuck, i rode with these guys all last season, and they went skiing and just left me behind, not even a phone call. i was left friendless and alone as they ripped it up at killy. damn, i feel depressed.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
they probably thought you had to work that day or something, or they're not the 'bestest' friends you thought they were.

 
yes, i agree with the thoughts and/or opinions stated by the person(s) who thought up and created this thread... unless i dissagree with the person(s) opinion. than they can just go straight to hell.

(i kinda forgot what this thread was about...)

Darryl Hunt

come back pikachu
 
i suggest you beat some friendship into those guys

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I am about an 8, i will sit next to a girl that is a 6 and drink till she is a 10 and then bring her home

 
nooo man u missed his phone call, he said take the ny thruway down to pick up kornn101 at college so he can see some snow at killy, mmk?

 
hmm, this sounds familiar... oh wait, this has happened to me a couple of times. it's okay to be pissed. just don't take it too personally.

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'what do you see when you look at me? do you take me for a fool? this fool is through.'
 
Damn betrayal on the ski hill... what a predicament, I say like what's his nuts said 'beat some friendship into them'. And if that don't work kick 'em in the balls and run away!

 
well you can think of it as two less potential cockblockers on the mount

i'm pretty sure it'll blow over but then again, what do I know?

 
I feel beer is more reliable than chocolate milk for drowning sorrows.

Cheers

'Son, in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, but how drunk you get.'
 
yeah, what is shit deep down anyway? And how come you didn't just go up by yourself and catch up with them and beat their asses on the mountain?

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.'did you see what i said?' - matt on magic mushrooms....
 
i don't have a car to drive and anyway it's all cool now because i brought a pillowcase of quarters to school and beat him with it.

What has a whale done for you lately?
 
yeah, well at least you have some friends around, all my friends are either gone, or dont really like me

The Battle for Middle Earth Begins December 18th

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
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