People are getting so stupid

nitsua

nitsua

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Ok im in class right now and a senior girl just asked my teacher is germany was in europe. how dumb can you get. dont u learn that in like kindergarten jeeze
 
the other day, a girl in my history class asked "is the grandfather clause like santa?". sadly, nobody found that funny but me and the teacher, who almost fell out of his chair laughing.
 
one time in history class i had this kid in my group that thought alaska and hawaii were right next to each other because thats how they were set out on a map. he was dead serious. i almost shit myself. i didnt realize people could be so fuckin stupid.
 
its all cause schools dont teach shit anymore. they worry way to much about there gay fucking policys and other crap like that. my school cares more about if you leave class to use the bathroom that getting people to learn new things
 
last night my girlfriend asked me "has africa ran out of resources?"

then she got mad at me for saying that was a very stupid question.
 
In 9th grade geography my teacher told us that the amazon river was the longest river in the world. Then he said it was located in Africa. I told him it wasn't but he was one of those teachers that makes fun of students so he just said something to make me look like an idiot and make everyone else think the amazon river was in africa.
 
yea dude i dont get it, its like girls think its hot to be a total fucking retard. theres this one at my mountain that is so fuckin desprite for attention that she like yells out brand names and she the giggles shes such a dumb whore i really wish they would realize no one wants the be aroud a retarded whore
 
my grandfather always told theres no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people.

this other time i was in science class and this dumb ass girl asked our teacher if the trees moved because of the wind or if it was the trees moving that made the wind. we all laughed so hard. this girls mom was also a science teacher too....dumb dumb dumb
 
^ haha true

A few year ago i met this girl she musta been 14 or 15 at the time......and i was like i am going to the states i need some american money,and she's like what? what is american money, and i'm like its currency in the states, what do you mean? She says you need different money there? i say yea, its a diff country. She's like what do you mean, and then i listed off a bunch of differnt countries around the world and she was like oh you mean provinces?                               I couldn't even laugh at all i just starred at her for a good 3 mins and walked away.    She was dead serious tooo. 
 
in science when i was a freshman our teacher did a demonstation to show how much empty space is in an atom. she held up this ball like the size of a baseball and said that if that was the nucleus then the electron would be a few miles away. then this chick is like then how is everything made of atoms if they're that big or something like that.
 
my boyfriend was gonna go to vegas on the march break but he didnt and he didnt know that the grand canyon isnt in nevada.
 
why didnt you go up to a map and show him

then point out how he is a retard and clearly he was thinking of the nile, unless he was really that stupid and thought the amazon was the longest river and in africa
 
i remember in my freshman geography class, a girl literally couldn't find England on a map and i was thinking this is retarded. And now im in freshman geography in college and kids are just a fucking stupid.. they get like 30%'s on Europe and north America map tests.
 
chick in my 8th grade science class thought mt everest was in connecticut....

then again, now shes 17 and still cant read very well
 
wow...my suitemate was just talkin to my roomie about workin out (my suitemate is a moron), and he goes, "its smart to drink a beer after you work out, it thins your blood and helps your heart"
 
A girl i know went to the USA a few weeks back, and when some people asked her where she came from, she said "Sweden, near Stockholm", and then the people said "oh, i hear they have good chocolates and cheese there!". She said "What, you mean Switzerland?" They respond by saying "oh, uh yeah, that's like north right? do you guys have polar bears where you live?"
 
This one time I was on some skiing website and this guy made a thread about making fun of people and instead of saying "is Germany in Europe" he said "is Germany was in Europe"
 
no but seriously i was in like a speech class and we had to to teach the class a school subject and my group had math and I was helping this girl with her quiz and the equation came down to like after I did the hard part.

2x = 8

and I was like now solve for x and she had no idea wat to do.

and this is in 9th grade.
 
definatly. My school cares more about when i park my car in visitor parking without a sticker. The other day i got pulled out of class and they told me they were going to arrest me from criminal tresspassing if i did it again. School isn't about learning anymore. When i'm in school i kind of feel like a ginea pig, for some reason the school always finds one thing i'm doing wrong, someone i'm offending, and they always claim that i'm threatening them when i go talk to the administration. THe vice principal has had to call in backup every time she talks to me becasue she realizes that i refuse to follow her bullshit policies. So back to the ginea pig, how can the Ginea pigs of today grow up to be the laters of tomarrow. It just can't happen, our generation is going to suffer when its our turn to call the shots becasue of what is "supposibly important" in schools these days.
 
Once this girl had no idea who Paul McCartney was, but that isnt as bad as the stuff in this thread.

and another time I broke my finger back in like grade 10 and I had to wear a splint for like 2 weeks, then my girlfriend at the time asked me If I had to wear it forever. I lol'd.
 
yea its basically amazing how people can even be so stupid...I go to school in California, but I was talking about going to the beach at home (I live in Oregon), and some girl was like..."wait, Oregon has beach?"
 
The f and the s keys are close. Give him a chance.

But one time this girl in 1st period math didn't know who the vice president was. I wasn't there, but i heard the teacher laughed for a while.
 
i went to field hockey camp one year and a girl asked if Boston is a state... i don't understand how someone can not know that boston is a city in mass.
 
i have a girl in my class who is so stupid that she asked the teacher if the carribean islands were really islands

because of that we told her a joke:

If a paralyzed retarded guy 25 years of age drove off the edge of a cliff, jumped out of the car and flew 6 miles to the nearest gas station, stole a helicopter and made the helicopter into a spaceship and flew to space without moving his arms or legs and did not imagine this, how did the guy do it?

then i said here is a hint...take the "h" out of high and the "f" out of way

then i told her that there is not "f" in way which was the point of my hint

hence, there is no "f"in way, i told her the answer and she didn't get it until 7 hours later after school when she screamed the answer and realized what i meant by there is no "f"in way

this might not make sense but i tried, it makes sense to me but it's probably really hard to follow, sorry
 
every one has aksed a stupid question but there are really stupid questions... but has anyone ever thought that maybe they ask stupid questions for attention.. but the kind and alaska... re-tard... i've asked stupid questions in class.. just for a laugh, then when the teacher askied if i was kidding i'd say yah.. but thats about it
 
I hate dumb people like that. I normally just give em a swift punch in the kidney to wake them up outta their daze. Fuckin' dumb noobs...
 
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haha, if you don't, i will

...some people really are just that stupid, that new show about being smarter than a 5th grader helps to prove that some people are just that stupid
 
fuck just click the link it shows that Germany is part of EUROPE (the CONTINENT) not England the COUNTRY
 
dude click the fucking link....or take a geography class to learn the difference between a continent and a country germany is in europe

gotcha bitch
 
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