penis names

cj

cj

Active member
aight ill start it out, lets see how long we can go before somone repeats a penis nickname....and should that person repeat, we shall strike down on them with great vengance FOR I AM THE LORD!

1)Penis.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
dong

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
bukkake-blaster

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
dinky

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
listen to the penis song by monty python. many, many names there.

john thomas

one eyed trouser snake

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Formerly NOFXpunkAF

Representing the KPP
 
samcaylor is my favorite penis name

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
 
swampy sack

I'm going to be Brutally frank with you, I hate your fucking guts, but goddamnit do i respect you, your picking up the dog shit- Frank the TAnk

 
mr. mushroom head

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
George W. Bush

pernis

long jon

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I want to ski with pep and tanner- that would be soo tight!

famous last words: this might hurt a little...
 
joe blow

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
my friends last name is woody

and his dad is in the national guard, and last year, he got promoted to Major Woody

no joke. serious. its funny

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Hi, my name is Sam Caylor. And i made the above post.
 
wanker

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-Dave

 
PEDRO!!!

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Snowboarder formally known as SimFSR400

And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

NS Army

 
^lol I saw that comin

*Joe

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

 
meat and two bits

shaft

the meat whistle

zero ten ( 010 )

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

.sms.session.four.
 
cockadoodle doo

well im gonna go cause i have a date with pamela HANDerson

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nsARMY
 
THE INCREDIBLE HULK

Why be messy?... You do it nice and neat with cyanide.'. Richard

Kuklinski

the sheriff is a ni... THE SHERIFF IS NEAR

HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH HARUMPH ... i didn't get a HARUMPH out of this man
 
winky

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A view on the downfall of the US:

221- godzilla man. he\'s gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan
 
blinkie

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
at my old school the headmaster's name was ''headmaster dick johnson''. It was the greatest thing to ever happen to us

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell

I promise I'll donate soon...
 
twig and jingle berries

or

ralph..

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LineskiNJ: (in a skiboarder post)''this post is funny cause i used to skiboard and now im on candides 178s and i think skiing in the park is 10 TIMES EASIER GODAMIT, easier balance on rails, weight distrubution on jumps, spinning is easier the ski brings you around just do it and you will be fine, and landing on a jumps is a joke''

Once a skiboarder always a skiboarder, just because you switch and you ride non existent 178cm Candides doesn't cure you from being a ass-raping retard
 
KYRPÄ.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
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