Penguins

thats funny, but my hand hurts....

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
i seen a penguin die,it was brutal,he fell off an ice berg,landed on some more ice than bounced off and landed in the water and drowned

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
yo i watched this show on tv and this guy had a penguin for a pet.

he would feed him fish and dress him in tuxs and shit.

then he trained him how to do backflips.

it was bomb

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
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'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
i wish that could be my icon

''You've seen my work,

You know my steeze,

There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
 
i am a penguin!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
 
I think that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
lol, thats hilarious

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team
 
that game was phatty

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im sure its impossible for them to die

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
penguins die all the time

the stupid bastards push eachother into the water. once one falls in, if he dosnt get eaten by a seal, then the rest jump in. its hilarious to see the penguins reaction when he gets out of the water and kicks the guys ass who just pushed him in.

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
no they dont, penguins have magic powers that make them live forever and see through walls with laser beams that come out of their eyes

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

 
he fell like 100 feet onto sharp ice and then bounced into water,how can you not die from that

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
^magic penguin powers!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

 
oh yes

i must have completely forgot about that whole see through anything ability and lazer eyes.

man im such a stuipd bastard.

ignore my first post

sorry for any inconvienience

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
i want a penquin as a pet. that would def be sick. having a cold place for them to chill all the time would be expensive...but if i had the money i'd do it.

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
If I was super duper rich, I'd make half of a ginormous house all frozen and stuff.

Have penguins and polar bears.

But the polar bears and penguins are friends, and they chill and stuff.

 
that guy on ripleys had a pet penguin,he had a top hat and a bowtie and stuff,it was hilarious

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
hey soxripper, ill buy you a penguin for your birthday too

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

 
sweet!! my birthday is gonna kick ass next year. a penquin and a car that does 0-60 in less than 4 seconds, hmmm what else will be added to the list.

Wachusett Ripper Crew

'Cool! You've got those frontwards backwards skis. How do you like them?' - An events guy at Mt. Abram asking me about my scratches.
 
the penguin on the site is one crazy mofo..

and the vid is fucking hilarious, im starting to consider going into a penguin breeding business

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
Penguins are the coolest things ever. I want to be Mr. Popper from that crappy book just so I could have a lot of those lil guys.

 
you know what completely put me off penguins

that fat fucker joe peschi or who ever the hell it was that played penguin in batman two

i hate him

penguins so do not run around biting other peoples noses. the just waddle and say squack squack.

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
dude, waddling around and saying quack quack....... that would be so cool to do that all day, but not as cool as if my dog could talk.

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
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