Peeing in bottles

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rocktheLPs

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have you ever been so lazy/drunk/high that you peed in a bottle instead of walking 12 feet to the bathroom? well i have
 
lmao ^^^ so true, so true.. i wonder if he was then to lazy to walk 12 feet to the fridge so he jsut drank his piss?

u kno 10% of alcohol is expelled through urin...

maybe hes cheap and needed that last 10%
 
in the car i have peed in a watter bottle, in bumper to bumper traffic at madison square garden in new york, and my brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic, he took a shit in the car, he layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them it was soo funny
 
Ya, one time when I was about 7, i think. I was playing outside, then hadda pee, so i came inside, walked into the ketchen, opened the cabinet below the sink, pulled out the trash can, and started peeing. Right about when I started going I realized this was the trash can, and thats not where you pee. I still dont know how i did that, and didnt realize what i was doing.
 
at dennys i peed in my ice cream glass cuz i was too drunk to make it to the bathrom. i gave a them a 5 cent tip for disposal of my urin.
 
i have, but on a bus, on a nasty ass road, so it wasnt the most pleasant bottle pissing experience of my life, none-the-less, i have urinated in a plastic container smaller than my leg, so i can contribute.
 
never in a bottle, the whole aiming thing would be tough.

but yeah, in a bucket in my friends basemtn one night when i was really lazy, and drunk.

on vacation we had a competition to see who could pee in the weirdest place. my friend won with the big metal ashtray on top of the trashcan outside the elevator in my hotel.
 
bottles are one thing. Truckers fill up one of those gallon jugs, SAVE it... and then throw it out the window once it's filled.
 
I had a guy on my floor who filled up a 4 litre (1 gallon) peach juice jug with piss, then left it in the staircase. Somebody kicked it and it exploded leaving the whole staircase smelling like piss. I had to explain to all the girls in my house that it was "spoiled peach juice" and not piss that they were smelling, and they acutally believed me.
 
i was on a bus home from lacrosse game and had to go so bad i almost died, so i whipped out the gatorade bottle and fired away. the worst part of it was that i had to go so bad, i filled the bottle, so tried to shut it off with my compression shorts forcibly shifting my dick, resulting in me pissing on myself and the back of the bus a little bit and then filling a second bottle
 
last year, we were having a water fight with some kids down the hall and I got tired of it so I peed in a bottle and threatened them with it.
 
what do you mean shut it off with your shorts? just do the squeeeeeeze.

but yeah when i was little in California i was in the back of a rented van and had to piss in a bottle but somehow we hit a bump or something like that and i pissed all over the back of the seat and a little on myself. i cried. this was the second time i cried during that vacation due to a "urine incident" and i think i was like 8 maybe. wait now I'm thinking about this and maybe i was 9. i was a pathetic little bitch.
 
the lights flickered in the subway and i ran off the train, totally scared of small spaces in the dark. All the lights in the station went out so i followed the crowd which fortunately led outside. this was the blackout two summers ago in nyc. i walked like 30 blocks until i found a bus that was going to brooklyn, where i needed to go. i sat on the packed bus that hadnt moved in 2 hours bc of ridiculous nyc blackout traffic. (think no stop lights, angry people, and general dismay) So i had my water bottle with me and decided i was not getting off this bus that was probably my only chance at getting home with out walking 6 miles or so through manhattan and over the bklyn bridge. so i turned away from the big black sweaty guy sitting next to me and started peeing in my bottle. i finished and he said, "i'll bet that felt good". and that was it
 
i know a kid whos girlfriend gave him head on the back of a school bus. ont he way to a museum for a field trip
 
haha thats sooo weird. my friends sister was there in a best buy when the blackout happened and people went crazy stealing shit, just booking out of the store with tv's and stuff.
 
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