Peanut Butter

Lateralis

Lateralis

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damn i hate the jars that peanut butter comes in,theyre too tall and when theres some at the bottom,its hard to get out cuz you cathat scooping motion and you get pb all over your knuckles and stuff,they should put it in containers just like normal butter,

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you should get some squeeze tube peanut butter

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oh but it is soooo worth it once you get it out.

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ever give peanut butter to your dog? haha its so funny

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my dog eats peanut butter when she licks out my asshole...wait, thats gross

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yea dude, the bottom of the peanut butter sucks dude... the knife gets all covered, your hand gets shit on it... but you just lick it up when you're done and it's all good...

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does anyone have that link with the peanut butter jelly time banana guy?

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when your in a hurry it sucks tho cuz you cant get the pb and you get all frustrated then you get some on your hands and you start to freak out,it sucks

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Dude, just use a spatula, it works like a charm

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i wasnt alone then hahahaha no thats gross,use a spatula??i dont even think my spatula would fit

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that would suck if the dog bit insted of licked.

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ever tried peanut butter on celery?

thats really really good

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peanut butter is a must!.. especially crunchy, but nutella is the shit also

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I make triple layer rice crispie squares with peanut butter and nutella in them.. mmmm SO good!

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peanut butter on celery is a classic, if u add raisans its Ants on a Log

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what do you guys prefer, smooth or chunky??? I like smooth peanut butter. Nutella is awesome too.

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fuck smooth-if it aint chunk, i dont dunk. hey, do you remember that peanut butter with the jelly or chocolate swirled in with it? it was good..

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longer nife, or a spoon.

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What if they had peanut butter in sticks like butter. Or if they had it in toothpaste tubes. You could make money off the tubes i bet.

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pb in tubes would be awesome,id always have a tube on me everywhere i went

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
smooth usually... chunky's good on those special occations.

Darryl Hunt

'I think an animal orgy would be fun' Holly over the phone after talking about manipulating a bunch of stuffed animals into a big orgy.
 
a few months ago, some scientists did a study on the food that masks the scent of other foods the best, and peanut butter was the best. so we always have a jar in our dorm for when the ra's stop by or for whenever we need it, and it really does work, try it sometime.

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